Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Penis.

Okay y'all.... this should be a blast! The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS.

You can post more than one if it's funny as hell...here's some to start you off that I thought were damn funny...

Charlie and the Chocolate Penis
How to Lose a Penis in 10 Days
Saving Private Penis
The Penis Diaries
Harold and Kumar Go To Penis Castle
Tenacious D: The Penis of Destiny
The 40 Year old Penis
Lord of The Penises
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penises
The Never Ending Penis
South Penis: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Got some good ones?? I have a feeling this could go from zero to fuckin' hilarious in about 8.2 seconds....


Oh, and here is a convo I had w/Abberstein after I made this blog..I had to put it on here..it's just too fuckin' good.


hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:27 PM): what was that song we heard in the car the other day
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:28 PM): and we were like
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:29 PM): damn

MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:18:41 PM): umm
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:18:47 PM): i dont know what its called or who its by
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:56 PM): well that gets us far
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:59 PM): hahaha
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:19:03 PM): what were some of the lyrics

MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:19:11 PM): idk
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:19:36 PM): lol yeah that went well
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:19:56 PM): im glad we were able to get that situated. i feel soo much better about the whole discussion.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:20:31 PM): i really do too... i mean i was skeptical at first, then we talked about it and everything seemed so much better.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:21:06 PM): i agree..it's such a relief we can talk about such big things like that and keep our cool..it just amazes me every single time
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:21:36 PM): EVERY time. its crazy that two people can bring that kind of emotion out about things & still stay friends. its just amazing.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:22:10 PM): Abby, you just blow me away...to just be so straight forward and honest with me about not knowing the song..I appreciate that from the bottom of my heart.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:22:59 PM): ya know my truthfulness comes straight from my heart. i Just feel that there are some things in life u cannot lie to ur friends about .and that is one of them. it kills me when people cant talk to there friends about that kind of stuff....just kills me.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:23:50 PM): actually, to be honest, it's disgusting. it makes me want to throw up...how can you have friends when you can't even be that serious with them about stuff? MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:24:48 PM): ESPECIALLY THAT. i mean come on. What kind of friend is that? its just ridiculous & makes me sick to my god damn stomach, mcfearson
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:26:37 PM): OMG ABBY. You're soooo right. That's the kind of friend that deserves to have their snot box busted up by my fuckin' right hook, which I guess makes them not my friend at all when they sittin' at the goddamn emergency room w/a broken/bloody nose, and Ima say, I'll ask you one more fucking time. Tell me straight up or I swear to God himself I will smack you more times than Tina Turner got hit in her whole fucking life.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:07 PM): hahah
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:09 PM): quit
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:11 PM): HAHAHAH
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:18 PM): im laughing so hard
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:27 PM): lol
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:29 PM): we are so dumb
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:30 PM): omg i know
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:32 PM): woo
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:37 PM): lol

You gotta be laughing now...have a terrific Tuesday everybody!!! Yay!!

love you!
Btits

15 comments:

Anna said...

LMFAO!! those where hilaious!!
(I'm not stalking you... I put you on my RSS, which maybe is a bit stalker-y but...yeah...)

My contribution:
Dude where's my penis?

Brittanica* said...

GOOOD ONE ANNA BEAR!!! THAT IS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!! I loooove it!! Aww, you love me..you're so precious to me...

Anna said...

You're precious!!

Anyways... I'm sorry I totally forgot the sequel:
Finding Penis

Tessa said...

Ahahahahaha! I have to check my porn movies at work! Unfortunately most of the titles are in Italian. Every little word with a sound similar to penis, is good as a porn movie title!

Here are some new porn titles:

My super ex-penis
Head in the penis
The penis wears Prada

Brittanica* said...

HAHAHAHHAHA! Those were sooooooo good!

Doc, here's one for you...

The Penis Lebowski.

Admit it, you laughed.

Anna said...

Actually now that I think about it I think it's a triology:

Dude where's my penis
Finding penis
The return of the penis


possibly an "independent" sequel:

confessions of a dangerous penis

Brittanica* said...

Ohhh I got a good one!!!

Confessions of a Teenage Penis Queen!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

I love yours Anna! You crack me up!

Tricia said...

AHAHA I love these penis movie games, I used to get emails with them all the time, here are a few of mine:

-The Good, The Bad and The Penis
-Edward Penis Hands (it actually exists!)
-Charlie (or Willy Wonka) and the Penis Factory
-James and the Giant Penis
-Alice in Penisland
-The Lion Penis
-Harry Potter and the Philosophers Penis
-Interview with the Penis
etc...

p.s. you and Abbers are such dorks! It makes my nipples hard.

Brittanica* said...

Tricia..I loooved your movies! LOL!

How hard are your nipples? I want to touch them..with my tongue...

Tessa said...

Alone in the Penis
The Texas Penis Saw Massacre
Penistown
Penises (instead of cars, a penis race)
American Penis
The Penis Advocate
Penis' Way

LOL

Unknown said...

Browsing through my little stash of movies, here are a few:

Once Upon a Time in Penis
Kill Penis & Kill Penis 2
Penis Crashers
50 First Penises
The Penis Redemption
Jay & Silent Penis Strike Back
O Penis, Where Art Thou?
Intolerable Penis
Get Penis
Be Penis
Ghost Penis: The Way of the Penis
The Penis Identity & The Penis Supremacy (& The Penis Ultimatum coming soon to theatres near you!)
Penis on Fire
Fear and Penis in Las Vegas
Penisspotting
The Penis Effect
The Breakfast Penis
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Penis
The War of the Penises
I, Penis
Matchstick Penis
Knockaround Penises
Penis and Commander

Unknown said...

Damn, how could I have left out:

A Fistful of Penis,
For a Few Penises More, and
The Good, The Bad and The Penis

Or in Italian:
Per un pugno di pene,
Per qualche peni in più, e
Il buono, il brutto e il pene

Tessa said...

Ahahaha Doc! The Italian ones are so hilarious! Ahaha I'm laughing my fucking ass off! Ahahah!

michelle said...
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michelle said...

Happy Penis
The Pursuit of the Penis
Blair Witch Penis
Penisman
A beautiful Penis
Wild Penis
Back to the Penis
Toy Penis
King Penis