Okay kiddies. This is like, so exciting for me. I got a check in the mail for exactly $852.62! It's from my college...I got approved for this grant, when I was going there, and I knew I would get this money if I stuck it out a semester, but I just couldn't do it..the people there were sooo freaking stupid. I'm sorry, I can't handle ignorant people. Drives me insane, I'm not saying I'm a genius or anything, because I honestly am not...but it was bad. So anyways..I'm at the calling hours, my Dad brought me my mail from his house, I'm sitting there and I see this certified letter from my college I was going to..I'm like what the sam? So I open it and this peice of paper falls on the ground and I'm sort of reading the letter as I lean over and pick up the paper that fell, I flip it over and it's this check for $852.62! I screamed. Right there in the funeral home. Yes, I did. My mom came running, she thought something horrid had happened, you know what she says when she sees it? "Oh hot damn! We're going out to eat tonight!" LOL! That woman...she is something else. I couldn't have got that money at a better time...I really need it right now b/c I need to get a car...I'll probably only use like 500 of it towards that, then I'm saving the rest b/c I definately have a trip planned for this summer.
The funeral went really, really well. Let me illustrate my family for you people...prepare yourselves.
Somebody made this pineapple cake desert...it was DIVINE! I didn't think I'd like it, but everybody was having a shit fit over it, so I just had to. So, there's two big guys in my family, they're like between 6'3-6'5 and around 300 or more pounds. They're just like rock houses. Anways, one is my cousin Jerry (3 kids) and Orrie (Kendra's dad)...all of a sudden Jerry yells. "HOLD THE FUCK UP!" First of all, we're in the basement of a church, the pastor LAUGHED! Everybody started laughing and he goes "Orrie and I want to know who made this delicious cake." So some old lady yells out of the back.."IT WAS MRS. MOOGERSBALL."
My question is what the fuck kind of name is Moogersball? Orrie goes.."Who the hell? Who did she say made it?" Jerry..being Jerry yells across the room, "IT WAS MRS. NEUTERSBALL!!!" I died laughing. I swear, you know when I'm laughing hard because I will be laughing and I'll just be like "STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW." because my stomach hurts so bad. It was pathetic! What a conversation to be having at the dinner for my dead great grandma, but she would have been proud...she was a hoot! She would always say, "Knock it off or I'm gonna hit you right in the puss." HAHAHA! My family is so dysfunctional, it's ridiculous.
I do have a few pics of the beautiful one to share. This was after she had taken off her big frilly dress, which was so adorable...
The first two are obviously my precious Kendra! It was sooo cute at the funeral, she sat on my lap during the service and when everybody bowed their head to pray, she put her little finger to her mouth and went "SHHHH, nap time." It was hard for everybody not to laugh then. It's similar to when my cousin Jerry got married and I was the flower girl (I was like 4 or 5) and everybody bowed their heads to pray and I said, "Mom, MOM! Why is everybody sleeping?" Jerry wanted to die, he and Sue were up at the alter..and everybody laughed. I don't remember it happening, but I'll never live it down.
Those guys are Adam (left) and Andrew (right) my Aunt Amy's kids. They got my back. Adam is a few months older than me, he wrestles in college...and Andrew is a sophomore in highschool. Everbody thinks Andrew and I are twins. Especially when we were younger, we looked very, very much alike.
Then there's Polly...aka, Peach or PJ. She's my mom's sister's daughter and she's named after my Grandma who died last year of cancer. That little shit is already walking. She's 10 months old. I guess that's not a big deal, I started walking when I was 9 months. Hehe! I was determined, what can I say?
Well, that's all for now. That's whats going on with me, at the time. If you want some songs to download:
Rascal Flatts, Waiting all my life
Akon, Don't Matter
Pink, You and Your Hand
Carrie Underwood, Wasted
Avril Lavinge, Things I'll Never Say
Fergie, Glamorous
Keith Urban, Making Memories of Us
Eddie Money, Shakin'
Lil Boosie ft. Yung Joc, Zoom
TI, Top Back
Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake, Give it to me
Journey, Don't Stop Believing
That should keep you occupied for a little while. Have a beautiful weekend!
Love
Britt
14 comments:
awwww, those those pics is soooo cute! bless her! and you rich thing!! congrats! i'm proper starving right now and i just want some of that cake dessert that Mrs. Moogersball or Mrs. Neutersball! LOL! Hope you have a wikid weekend too and try not to get too drunk! haha, lol! who am i kidding? :P
Now... really!! That just made me want some cake! And good luck with finding your car, I know how much college money means... I put $3000 into my GI Bill and I think I ripped off the government kuz I got $5000 back... but it all goes to school anyway... hahaha... MRS NEUTERSBALL!! LMFAO!! I would've said exactly what your mom said... she's a nut! I don't know her but I love her already (partly b/c me & her have late night sessions with Dominic Purcell) LOL!!
Smoochies for my boochie!
Zee: Mrs. Neutersball..I'll have her make some of that cake as soon as possible.
Kori: Ha! You would get along w/mi madre! Hehehe!
guess you r also a one big freaky family!! lol!!
and its real weird that u ppl get to have dersert in a funeral! you should see our funreal..i hate them.. if i have to go i only stay for lke 5 min and leave..
the only thing that we are allowed to have is lunch (which no body eats) water and black tea(no milk).
and ofcourse we do not forget the weepin woman. me usually put on quran and sit in silence listening to it.
i hate funerals!!!
That check is something beautiful.LMAO @ MRS. NEUTERSBALL! I love that story. And awww Kendras so cute! And Aunt Amy's boys are asking to be boned by me. HAHA ok I'm just joking, I'll only fondle them a wee bit. Have a great weekend!
Love<3
African Queen: Yes, we are one big freaky family! The service at the funeral home was sad, the cemetary ceremony was soooo sad. I was crying so hard, my cousin Adam had to hold me and I just cried in his chest. Thank God for male relatives. The lunch/dinner afterwards is a time to give thanks for the life of the loved one that has passed...she was a riot.
Tricia: I'll have to put up a pic of my cousin Cory..he's more your "type" I think. He's in the army...and I'm sure he would ask to be boned by you, we are, afterall..related. I love talking to you on the phone! (seriously) When your "tourettes" get the best of you and you let out those damn screams..shit is hilarious! I love you babe! :)
mrs neutersball... HAHAHAHAHA!! oh my... you have a big(??), funny family!!
I'm glad the funeral went well. you and your family are in my thoughts. I'm always weird about funerals, I'm almost afraid of them, it's not that im afraid of death, I dunno why really, I guess sometimes I find death hard to deal with.
And congrats on getting that money, gettin your own car - that's sweet!! I'm soo broke right now, I think I'm gonna have to get a job, I don't think my puppy eyes are gonna cut it any more there's so much stuff happening this spring wih graduation and everything, I definitely have to get a job... I'll deal with that tomorrow, that's when my new life starts (fasten your seatbelts people)...
hugs and kisses!
When you'll find the right car, post a pic so we can celebrate! The only thing freakin' good about my Grandpa's funeral was the food! All the females of the family prepared some delicious things! I was just 9 and I'm happy to remember only the food, the funeral ceremony was so sad..
I was drooling in front of the pc when I saw that cute boys! They're both hot and my fav one is Andrew, is he single? lol
Muah!
Awww LOL, Britty,I love talking to you too. Especially when we laugh like dorks, LMAO!!!
Love Ya, tits! (.Y.)
Britt, i was fucking damn laughing my damn as off! mrs neutersball!!! poor women! hahha you're killing me!
and again congrats to the money! i'm glad you got them, holland next! for sure! ok?
and btw if mrs neutersball is missing her balls ask her to give me a call i have like 137 under my bed so.
Anna: I have missed you so freaking much, doll! Death is very hard to deal with...but only the person moves on, their memory lasts forever. That's comforting. Good luck with starting your "new" life..care to elaborate, babe?
Tessa: Andrew is single. Thing is, he's 17. That, is illegal here, my dear. Hahaha! Oh my. Adam and my other cousin Cory are 19, so that might be a better bet.
Caroline, if I wanted to go to Holland, I'd steal Haywire's raft and pay no money for it! Where's yo head at girl? 137 balls under your bed? Damn girl..if you're cutting off dude's balls, how did you end up with an odd number? You let one of the guy's keep one? How nice of you.
Tricia, I love when you call me tits. It's so me. Bless Eric for starting that. He needs to join the forum...
Attention: There may be a new guy joining the forum. His name is Eric. Caroline, I want to forewarn you, he is obsessed with my boobs. He and I were at one time, "involved". LOL! He's as crazy as Tricia...it could get out of hand.
aww, I missed you too!
I could elaborate, but I won't... I don't want to be responsible for posting my sunday rambling on your blog, hehe. I'll let you know if I'm succesful tough!
:-"
I'll wait for Andrew, he's so hot! I have all the time in the world, I'm in no hurry lol
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