Okay guys...I'm sorry I haven't wrote Chapter Two yet. I will soon, before this weekend, I promise. I've just been super duper busy lately...I've been trying to fix my own sex life, not so much write somebody else's. Hehehe!
So..St. Patty's Day is this weekend..Saturday, to be exact. Let me just say this. I work from 6:30-noon on Saturday morning..I'm going home, sleeping like a little bitch beauty, getting up, going to Abby's and I'm not sure what we're doing yet..if we're just gonna go to the same club we were at last weekend..or if we're gonna go up to Toledo to her cousin's bar. See, the thing is, I wanna dance..not just drink! So, I think we'll end up just going to the club around here. Which is A-OKAY with me! :) Tehehe.
I had the worst night of "sleep" last night. I went to lay down at midnight b/c I had to work at 5:30 this morning...well, I was awake every single hour..I finally woke up in a sweat after I had this dream about a man who hated me..he really doesn't hate me..just in the dream he did. So, I had to rip off all my clothes and just lay there in my bra and undies to cool the fuck down. It was 10 til 4 when I woke up. So I said, fuck this shit, yo and I got dressed and left and got to work a full hour early. Best be believing I'm getting paid for it too. I don't give a shit.
OH MY GOD. This is going to sound so wrong on so many levels...but. This amish guy just came in...he wasn't dressed in his normal clothes, I don't think he's amish anymore, but I can identify them immediately by their dutch accents. I wasn't even listening to what he was saying! I was trying to listen to his accent! *slaps self* What is wrong with me. This is just getting downright ridiculous! I need a fix. Seriously.
Tessa. Your accent is so motherfucking sexy..it makes me want to die. So is yours Wendy...Makes me hot as fuckin' hell. I have to go now..and um...well, fluff some pillows, or something like that...
lovin' you.
Miss McFearson.
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- Brittanica*
- My name is Brittany, I live in Ohio, the Land of Buckeyes and I'm 19 fresh years old! All of my body parts are still attached in the proper joints and I don't have any major "deformities". People have called often described me as, "One of a kind" or, "A true freak of nature." but the one I like best is, "Fucking insane."
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Hey! Have a great weekend, go easy on the chips and dip...
You and your thing for languages...
Hehehe! I will surely try to cut back on the chips..those fuckers! Yea, I do have a thing for languages..you know first hand about that, don't you?
Girl... St Paddy's day is sooo my day! I haven't drank in a while so you know my ass getting toasted!
And, wtf is this? You talking to everybody else but me... you no love me! *cries... then remembers I didn't give you my phone number* Teeheehee... mah badz!
Anyway, love you boochie... have fun on Irish Day (my mom's family is Irish & they're fuckin mean as fuck when they're drunk) LOL
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ooh mon cherie so you luv accents!
zat is soo cool!
yeah ma french sux!! looool!
i could talk to ya in arabic if ya like...u wouldn't understand a thing but it's cool..really..
Kori! I'd love to talk to you! :) I love you, and I missed you! That pic of you is H.O.T.T. hehe! I'm not Irish and I'm not mean as fuck when I'm drunk..just horny as fuck! LOL!
Doya...I just had an orgasm. I swear.
Hey, I wanna know something... how is it, us girls get so fuckin horny when we're drunk (I'm like that too Britty) but men don't harden up for shit when they're pissed drunk... Ryan did once or twice I forget... but there was this one dude I humped back in h.s. @ this party... he was to' up and his shit would not stick for shit.... hahaha... so he didn't get humped that night... I was just thinking it's something in the booze or shit... whatever! I love you Titts!
Doya: Arabic is such a sexy language, I don't know why it's not up there with Italian/French... does anyone think Chinese is sexy? Kuz I don't!
I'm blushing honey! Sorry for that mothafucka microphone, it's driving me crazy! Your voice is so sexy, and sweet at the same time! Your voice matches perfectly to the rest of you, you're so lovely. When I heard your voice, I was longing to give you a hug!
Kori: my dad has a Chinese girlfriend and when she speaks, I feel like I wanna puke! Arabic is a strong and sexy language, a little hard to learn, but it's good.
"Ragazze siete delle gran fighe, cazzo"!
I'm sure you understand what it means, you've been here and I'm sure Italian guys said that to you!
It's more or less like: "Girls, you are fucking hot, fuck!" Because here, we use fuck for everything, we say: Oh cazzo! And it's quite like WTF!
Brit, Question : where do you work to go to work at 6.30 ??
Kori: I don't know why that is..see, Seth wouldn't get up even when he was S.O.B.E.R. What the fuck man? Oh..wait, I think he was up all the way, it just didn't cut it..nahh, I don't like chinese. I love chinese food, but not the language!
Tessa: Aww, you are so precious! I loved your voice! WIth your italian accent...*orgasm* HEHE! Oh and now I know how to say WTF in Italian..YAY!! I love you, sweet puss.
Elise: I work at a Physical Therapy office...but I work for the gym, and there's those stupid workout-aholics that think it's cool to get up at that fucking hour and come work out. Assholes.
Tessa, you nut! I just don't find the Chinese language sexy at all... the food hell yeah! I love me some sushi... they say that girls who like sushi like to eat pussy... hmmm??? I LOOOVVVVEEEE SUSHI!!! LOL
Britt, I'm so glad you left that 2 inch muthafuckah! Assfuck!! I love you!!
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