Sex Talk.

Some interesting thoughts, and my even more interesting thoughts on those interesting thoughts. Wow, that was "corn-fusing"!!!

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

My comment: Well no shit! I could have told you that!

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

My comment: I can deal with five inches. I will handle those five inches fucking well.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

My comment: Go figure I'd get stuck with the asshole in the 20%.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

My comment: I know how to make a penis grow, and I'll do it for free.

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

My comment: That is so true! Don't let the shoe size deceive you, ladies!

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

My comment: Well last time I saw a naked smurf I saw blue balls, don't even try to fucking lie to me. But seriously, if you have "prostatic congestion", I think I can clear that up for you...

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

My comment: Come on boys, gotta keep it tidy now. Get with it, yo!

+Some stuff on the ladies+------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% saythey have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

My comment: Hmm...I don't ever use the word "natural" or "average"! I guess I mostly use cute...that's what I hear the most. :)

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

My comment: I know my size biatch! 36DD. Damn skippy!

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

My comment: Yay! I'm in the 40% here! My breasts are straight up REAL!

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

My comment: WHo the fuck?

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

My comment: Thank God.

+Both+--------------------------------

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men andwomen.

My comment: Great, I'm normal.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex beforethey have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

My comment: I'm in the 70% here. It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married!

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

My comment: Ha, I did. I make up that 10%. Now, if I could do it over again, I never would have done that.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+---------------------------------------------

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

My comment: Sign me up for a sex workout baby! Can it cure asthma, or send me into a full blown asthma attack?

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

My comment: That explains a lot....I'll tell my doctor next time I'm sick that I haven't been having sex..I'll get his opinion on this.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

My comment: Okay. I really need to get out and screw some people! LOL!

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

My comment: I want soft skin and shiny hair! That's no fair!!! Also, so that's why ugly people are so ugly...

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

My comment: My Grandma must have had a shit load of sex! Well, she did have four kids, but...damn! All the women in my family live for quite a long time...we be slutty ova here! Sex 3 times a week? *Records that in mental journal*

Did You Know?----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds upto running 75 miles!!!!

My comment: Well good because ain't no fucking way I'm running 3 miles, let alone fucking 75!


So basically what I'm trying to say is..GET OUT AND HAVE SOME DAMN SEX ALREADY! LOL!

Have a wonderfully ridiculous day! Get outrageous!

Love you.
Britter Titters