It's me you bitches!! Wow, that flash was bright as dog shit! But yea, basically that's me as of now..until I change my hair back to blonde, which I am doing ASAP! I look so nuts in that pic! Damn!

Whew, today was so insane. I worked nine hours...it was sweet though b/c I got to see my boys this morning. We call ourselves the Fab four b/c it's me, Charlie, Dick and Lester. Lester is 95, Charlie is 64 and Dick is 77. I love them guys. So we were all gathered around the back extension machine, while Lester was working out and I said "Well, guys, I'm single now." Lester sat up from an extension so fast the weights made a huge bang. He said "Hallelujah! I actually have a fighting chance now!" OMG, we all died of laughter. There had to have been thirty people in there and we're all like family there, man that shit was hilarious.

Nikki and I went out to lunch and just basically talked about other people. LOL! That's what we be doin'! Nahh, just talking about Jenna, my slutty excuse of a cousin who looks nothing like me b/c she's like 5'11" and looks like B-Spears on coke. Yea, that's pretty much it. Anyways, she's such a dumbass. So we talk smack about her. I was so excited b/c our waitress was Amy, a girl who moved here from England back in highschool and I haven't seen her in awhile and I adore her accent. She's fuckin' hot. Haha! Well then!

I got back to work and then right before Darryl (the physical therapist) and Curt (the physical therapist assistant) were about to leave, Darryl took this horrendous shit then they stood there right in front of me and discussed how it looked. I was gagging. I said "Darryl, I swear I better not go back there and see that in the toilet, I'll puke." So then Curt starts talking about how today a patient who is old and the size of the planet jupiter had to have a hip ultrasound today and they make you lay on your stomach and pull your pants down...well, this "individual" had fucking shit all over their ass. REAL FUCKING SHIT! I am not even joking right now! Jesus man. Then that "individual" went in the bathroom before he left, came out and said to me, "There, I left you with my scent."

Who the fucking sam hell does that?! I could not believe my ears! Weird shit be happening to me lately for no damn apparant reason...I'm paranoid now. Yikes! Also, tonight at work Seth and his mom came in to work out. Well, they were finishing up by stretching back by the therapy tables and I needed to put the towels away, so I walked back there and said, "Still watching prison break?!" with a huge ass grin on my face. Hahaha! Seth just walked away, but I did talk to his mom, which was good. I said, "Is he okay?" and she said "Yea, he's still just in shock from everything." I was like, "Becky, he pushed me too far, I couldn't do it anymore. I tried for two and a half years to make it work, we just DON'T go together. It never would have worked." Blah blah blah she said that she completely understood and she's gonna miss me, but atleast she can still see me at work. That made me happy, even though she can be a bitch sometimes too (it's them gemini's that are that way). Basically she told me that sometimes two people in a relationship are just lethal together and Seth and I both have a "dominant" personality. I'm not sure what she was thinking...but she said that we both got lazy in the relationship, got comfortable and it got boring. I agreed, but the thing is that Seth COULD have lived the rest of his life thinking that I am his one and only for the rest of his life and he would have been happy with that. Sorry, that shit ain't me, yo! I even told her the truth about him hitting me. She said she had an idea that was going on...and that she was sorry, but it ain't her fault.

Anyways, Nikki and Derek came into work just so Nikkers and I could laugh our asses off at this bitch from sports medicine class in highschool..she put these pics on her myspace of her fat ass practically naked...shirt off up on some skinny bitch who also has her shirt off. I wanted to throw up b/c I was laughing so hard. It was sooooo something you'd see on Jerry Springer. Nasty trashy ass!

I want to leave you with this picture. All this talk about the size of my boobs, I think by this you can get a pretty good idea of their actual size.

Who's Your Daddy?!

Oh right, I am!

Night night sex kittens...Caroline, don't get too worked up over this boob shot, I know you will be very "aroused by it. Just try to stay calm.

Much love,
Brittanica<3