Okay y'all.... this should be a blast! The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PENIS.
You can post more than one if it's funny as hell...here's some to start you off that I thought were damn funny...
Charlie and the Chocolate Penis
How to Lose a Penis in 10 Days
Saving Private Penis
The Penis Diaries
Harold and Kumar Go To Penis Castle
Tenacious D: The Penis of Destiny
The 40 Year old Penis
Lord of The Penises
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penises
The Never Ending Penis
South Penis: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Got some good ones?? I have a feeling this could go from zero to fuckin' hilarious in about 8.2 seconds....
Oh, and here is a convo I had w/Abberstein after I made this blog..I had to put it on here..it's just too fuckin' good.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:27 PM): what was that song we heard in the car the other day
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:28 PM): and we were like
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:29 PM): damn
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:18:41 PM): umm
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:18:47 PM): i dont know what its called or who its by
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:56 PM): well that gets us far
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:18:59 PM): hahaha
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:19:03 PM): what were some of the lyrics
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:19:11 PM): idk
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:19:36 PM): lol yeah that went well
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:19:56 PM): im glad we were able to get that situated. i feel soo much better about the whole discussion.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:20:31 PM): i really do too... i mean i was skeptical at first, then we talked about it and everything seemed so much better.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:21:06 PM): i agree..it's such a relief we can talk about such big things like that and keep our cool..it just amazes me every single time
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:21:36 PM): EVERY time. its crazy that two people can bring that kind of emotion out about things & still stay friends. its just amazing.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:22:10 PM): Abby, you just blow me away...to just be so straight forward and honest with me about not knowing the song..I appreciate that from the bottom of my heart.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:22:59 PM): ya know my truthfulness comes straight from my heart. i Just feel that there are some things in life u cannot lie to ur friends about .and that is one of them. it kills me when people cant talk to there friends about that kind of stuff....just kills me.
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:23:50 PM): actually, to be honest, it's disgusting. it makes me want to throw up...how can you have friends when you can't even be that serious with them about stuff? MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:24:48 PM): ESPECIALLY THAT. i mean come on. What kind of friend is that? its just ridiculous & makes me sick to my god damn stomach, mcfearson
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:26:37 PM): OMG ABBY. You're soooo right. That's the kind of friend that deserves to have their snot box busted up by my fuckin' right hook, which I guess makes them not my friend at all when they sittin' at the goddamn emergency room w/a broken/bloody nose, and Ima say, I'll ask you one more fucking time. Tell me straight up or I swear to God himself I will smack you more times than Tina Turner got hit in her whole fucking life.
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:07 PM): hahah
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:09 PM): quit
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:11 PM): HAHAHAH
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:18 PM): im laughing so hard
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:27 PM): lol
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:29 PM): we are so dumb
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:30 PM): omg i know
hArDhiTtiNbriTt9 (1:27:32 PM): woo
MiSpLacEdDrEaMs6 (1:27:37 PM): lol
You gotta be laughing now...have a terrific Tuesday everybody!!! Yay!!
love you!
Btits
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Yay for St. Patrick's Day!
I can't write all about it right now..it's almost four am and I basically got like four hours of sleep last night/this morning...
So yea! Those are some pics from The McFearson Adventures.
Tricia..you were like, "So..Brittany..you're tits are MASSIVE!!!!" HAHAHAHAHA! Well..I tried to tell you guys...I wasn't shitting you either. They are large and in charge! Damnit!
Have a wonderful Monday...Ohhh! Prison Break tonight! Woot!
Much love.
Britters
So yea! Those are some pics from The McFearson Adventures.
Tricia..you were like, "So..Brittany..you're tits are MASSIVE!!!!" HAHAHAHAHA! Well..I tried to tell you guys...I wasn't shitting you either. They are large and in charge! Damnit!
Have a wonderful Monday...Ohhh! Prison Break tonight! Woot!
Much love.
Britters
Friday, March 16, 2007
Look out you SOB deer.
Please prepare yourselves for this story of my evening. It is quite fucked up and unbelievable..everything I am about to write is completely, 100% factual.
*Please read this as if you were a news reporter.*
At approximately the time of 10:30pm, my good friend Abby Leigh Troyer was traveling from her lovely abode to pick me, Brittany Amber Uhl up where we would then travel back to her house to divulge in conversation and chips and salsa. However, when the clock hit the time of 10:45, as my friend Von Abberstein was on Route 57 a stupid deer who wanted to commit suicide, walked right out in front of her lovely Dodge Neon as she was going a speed of 55 miles per hour. It was quite eventful because according to Abby, she "closed her eyes and slammed on the brakes". Well, it certainly did not lessen the blow because that mother fucker hit her car, flew up off the windshield, landed on the roof and then flew off the back of her car.
Well, I was starting to get worried because she should have arrived by now. I picked up my home telephone and dialed her phone number. When she answered I said, "Are you still alive, cunt breath?" She said, "Yes. I just hit a deer." Soooo, I said, well call me when you get here. At 11:00pm exactly, she arrived and I went down to inspect the damage. Alls I could do is laugh my ass off. The hood of the car is jammed up..there was FUR in the head lights...the roof looked like my fat ass done jumped up and down on it, and there was blood and guts and throw up everywhere. It was quite grotesque. I felt sick.
We then called my mother, Jenny Alma Uhl, who was sleeping in her nice bed. I said, Mom, get down here..Abby hit a deer. What does her ass say? "Well where is it?"
Uh..where is what? Hmm...probably Abby picked the deer up and put the cock sucker in her backseat for safe keeping. So once my mom got her damn head right...I told her about the damage and what did she do? She laughed..she laughed like a fool. Which made us laugh and we were like..Oh well, fuck it and we left my hizzle. We went back by where the suicide took place and she's like..."Wouldn't that be some shit if there was a circle of deer friends around the dead bitch?" I was like "OMG and they would have lighters/candles and wave them in the air..." Basically...we're idiots. The deer done landed in some farmers driveway. So we pulled in and I was like Ohh man..let me take a picture incase you need evidence..she was like, Brittany. There is evidence right here. I was like you're right. Exibit A: Fur in headlight Exibit B: Throw up on car Exibit C, D, E, F: all the dents in your car. Anyways, I still wanted to take a picture. So I got out of the car and walked over to the poor little girl...I felt horrid. I bent down a little bit and took the picture..however...
When the flash went off...THAT SON OF A BITCH WASN'T DEAD! I jumped so high in the air...I swear, if I weren't so white somebody might have thought I was LeBron James in the flesh! I screamed and then started crying hysterically. It was sooooo fucking tragic. I felt like such shit! I mean..the poor little deer...it wasn't crying or anything. So I was like, ABby, we have to call da po po's immediately. Somebody has to shoot it! It's suffering! Well, we called the Statey's to come out and handle the situation...when he got there, it had already passed on to the next life. Thank God. I couldn't have handled them shooting it. Abby told the po po when he saw the blood and stuff..she's like "Do you see this throw up? That deer was so scared it threw up right on my car." HAHHAHAHAHAH! The look on his face...PRICELESS. LMFAO! Oh dear. (literally)
THen we finally made it back to Abby's house at like 1:30 in the morning where her parents yelled at her. We ate a whole jar of salsa...salsa=love since I'm mexican. It was delicious. I watched the movie Thirteen...most fucked up movie ever. Okay..maybe not EVER..but still, quite fucked up. I got to work this morning a little after 10. Yea, I was late...bite me. I'm so tired right now alls I wanna do is lay on the therapy table and sleep. But I'm scared I'll tell some lady that "The dragon will arrive, at half past five." again..and I can't risk that. Abby said this morning she tried to wake me up and she was like, "Brittany." ...no answer...."MCFEARSON!"...no answer..."B-Titty, get your fucking ass up before I give you a titty twister."....I said, "Can't you see me?"
LOL! I tell you..I am seriously fucked up in the morning. Who says that? "Can't you see me?" Hahaha! Wow. Well, that was my Thursday night. Tonight, I ain't doing anything. I'm going home and going to fucking sleep, damnit. Hopefully my Saturday will go smoother. Oh, and I just found out I have to work every single damn day next week...nice of them huh? Nice of them to inform me of this on a Friday...sooooo sincere..thanks Darryl Hancock..seriously, I thank you.
I love you, and goodbye.
McFearson, out.
*Please read this as if you were a news reporter.*
At approximately the time of 10:30pm, my good friend Abby Leigh Troyer was traveling from her lovely abode to pick me, Brittany Amber Uhl up where we would then travel back to her house to divulge in conversation and chips and salsa. However, when the clock hit the time of 10:45, as my friend Von Abberstein was on Route 57 a stupid deer who wanted to commit suicide, walked right out in front of her lovely Dodge Neon as she was going a speed of 55 miles per hour. It was quite eventful because according to Abby, she "closed her eyes and slammed on the brakes". Well, it certainly did not lessen the blow because that mother fucker hit her car, flew up off the windshield, landed on the roof and then flew off the back of her car.
Well, I was starting to get worried because she should have arrived by now. I picked up my home telephone and dialed her phone number. When she answered I said, "Are you still alive, cunt breath?" She said, "Yes. I just hit a deer." Soooo, I said, well call me when you get here. At 11:00pm exactly, she arrived and I went down to inspect the damage. Alls I could do is laugh my ass off. The hood of the car is jammed up..there was FUR in the head lights...the roof looked like my fat ass done jumped up and down on it, and there was blood and guts and throw up everywhere. It was quite grotesque. I felt sick.
We then called my mother, Jenny Alma Uhl, who was sleeping in her nice bed. I said, Mom, get down here..Abby hit a deer. What does her ass say? "Well where is it?"
Uh..where is what? Hmm...probably Abby picked the deer up and put the cock sucker in her backseat for safe keeping. So once my mom got her damn head right...I told her about the damage and what did she do? She laughed..she laughed like a fool. Which made us laugh and we were like..Oh well, fuck it and we left my hizzle. We went back by where the suicide took place and she's like..."Wouldn't that be some shit if there was a circle of deer friends around the dead bitch?" I was like "OMG and they would have lighters/candles and wave them in the air..." Basically...we're idiots. The deer done landed in some farmers driveway. So we pulled in and I was like Ohh man..let me take a picture incase you need evidence..she was like, Brittany. There is evidence right here. I was like you're right. Exibit A: Fur in headlight Exibit B: Throw up on car Exibit C, D, E, F: all the dents in your car. Anyways, I still wanted to take a picture. So I got out of the car and walked over to the poor little girl...I felt horrid. I bent down a little bit and took the picture..however...
When the flash went off...THAT SON OF A BITCH WASN'T DEAD! I jumped so high in the air...I swear, if I weren't so white somebody might have thought I was LeBron James in the flesh! I screamed and then started crying hysterically. It was sooooo fucking tragic. I felt like such shit! I mean..the poor little deer...it wasn't crying or anything. So I was like, ABby, we have to call da po po's immediately. Somebody has to shoot it! It's suffering! Well, we called the Statey's to come out and handle the situation...when he got there, it had already passed on to the next life. Thank God. I couldn't have handled them shooting it. Abby told the po po when he saw the blood and stuff..she's like "Do you see this throw up? That deer was so scared it threw up right on my car." HAHHAHAHAHAH! The look on his face...PRICELESS. LMFAO! Oh dear. (literally)
THen we finally made it back to Abby's house at like 1:30 in the morning where her parents yelled at her. We ate a whole jar of salsa...salsa=love since I'm mexican. It was delicious. I watched the movie Thirteen...most fucked up movie ever. Okay..maybe not EVER..but still, quite fucked up. I got to work this morning a little after 10. Yea, I was late...bite me. I'm so tired right now alls I wanna do is lay on the therapy table and sleep. But I'm scared I'll tell some lady that "The dragon will arrive, at half past five." again..and I can't risk that. Abby said this morning she tried to wake me up and she was like, "Brittany." ...no answer...."MCFEARSON!"...no answer..."B-Titty, get your fucking ass up before I give you a titty twister."....I said, "Can't you see me?"
LOL! I tell you..I am seriously fucked up in the morning. Who says that? "Can't you see me?" Hahaha! Wow. Well, that was my Thursday night. Tonight, I ain't doing anything. I'm going home and going to fucking sleep, damnit. Hopefully my Saturday will go smoother. Oh, and I just found out I have to work every single damn day next week...nice of them huh? Nice of them to inform me of this on a Friday...sooooo sincere..thanks Darryl Hancock..seriously, I thank you.
I love you, and goodbye.
McFearson, out.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
sOme stuff!
Tricia..keep your fucking man's hand off my boob. Damnit. 
My little computer buddies. Tbag's hand and my little dog like creature who's name is Louie. I love him. 
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Pre much, I'm bored.
ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ
6. last beverage: water or do they mean alcoholic beverage? In that case, Pinapple Rum. Delicious.
5. last phone call: Momma bear
4. last cd played: Pink's first CD w/Abber
3. last BUBBLE bath: two or three days ago *bubble baths=love*
2. last time you cried: 2 weeks ago
1. last meal: A turkey sandwich for lunchies
6. have you ever dated someone twice? Yea, I'm a dumb dumb
5. have you ever been cheated on?: Yep. It sucks.
4. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: Nahh
3. have you ever lost someone?: Yea, in many senses..
2. have you ever been depressed?: When Janine and my favorite Aunt died in the same week..I was pretty fucked in the head..
1. have you ever been drunk and threw up? Not yet...
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Went to school: No
2. Went to work: Yes..blah
3. Kissed someone: Nope
4. Watched a movie: Yes! The Number 23!
5. Got drunk: Hahahaha Ohhh man! Yes!
6. Slept: yeah like a rock.
list TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. Marry the man of my dreams and have kids
2. Travel
In the past month did you...
Make one new friend: Yea hahaha
Laughed until you cried: I do that everytime I look on the Prison Break forum
Went behind your parents back: I think?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Bush? Nope..not so much.
2. Gay Marriage? I love gay marraige. You can't help who you fall in love with!
3. Lowering the drinking age? I think it should be 18..or 19. 21 is just...fuckin' so far away damnit. Oh well, I drink anyways! ;)
4. Straight, Gay, Bi?: I'm straight...
5. Who are the best hugger(s)? Uhh, probably my Daddeo. I wuv him.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? I could...
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes.
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? I don't know the brand..it's a Notre Dame shirt..
9. What were you doing last night? Out w/my freak nasty Abber at The Wal-Mart.
10. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? Travel
11. Last time you saw your father? like yesterday!
13. Which hand do you like better? Personally, I like my right hand better. Hehe!
14. What are you listening to right now? Some music...
15. Have you ever been in love? No, I don't think so.
16. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yes ma'am/sir!
17. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? No, I'm seriously NOT into that.
18. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? A cute shirt from The Abbster.
19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Not anybody, actually.
20. Most visited web page? Yahoo Mail
21. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke and it must be D.I.E.T.
22. Do you have a crush? yes
23. Do you like food? i *hEaRt* food
24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Well, duh!
25. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds?
Yea, they probably should eat a cheeseburger and some pizza, immediately.
26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?: I LOVE IT!
27. Are you still friends w/ your ex? Some of em'
28. Would you date an ex again?: Not I
29. Single or Taken? Single
30. Happy about it? Most of the time...
So that's me being bored. Here's an idea. WHy don't you all put it in your blogs so I can read your answers! Pretty please??! No chapter 2 until I see some action going on here...that's a threat! Hehehe!
I love you.
Britt
6. last beverage: water or do they mean alcoholic beverage? In that case, Pinapple Rum. Delicious.
5. last phone call: Momma bear
4. last cd played: Pink's first CD w/Abber
3. last BUBBLE bath: two or three days ago *bubble baths=love*
2. last time you cried: 2 weeks ago
1. last meal: A turkey sandwich for lunchies
6. have you ever dated someone twice? Yea, I'm a dumb dumb
5. have you ever been cheated on?: Yep. It sucks.
4. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: Nahh
3. have you ever lost someone?: Yea, in many senses..
2. have you ever been depressed?: When Janine and my favorite Aunt died in the same week..I was pretty fucked in the head..
1. have you ever been drunk and threw up? Not yet...
SIX things you did in the past three days:
1. Went to school: No
2. Went to work: Yes..blah
3. Kissed someone: Nope
4. Watched a movie: Yes! The Number 23!
5. Got drunk: Hahahaha Ohhh man! Yes!
6. Slept: yeah like a rock.
list TWO things you want to do before you die -
1. Marry the man of my dreams and have kids
2. Travel
In the past month did you...
Make one new friend: Yea hahaha
Laughed until you cried: I do that everytime I look on the Prison Break forum
Went behind your parents back: I think?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Bush? Nope..not so much.
2. Gay Marriage? I love gay marraige. You can't help who you fall in love with!
3. Lowering the drinking age? I think it should be 18..or 19. 21 is just...fuckin' so far away damnit. Oh well, I drink anyways! ;)
4. Straight, Gay, Bi?: I'm straight...
5. Who are the best hugger(s)? Uhh, probably my Daddeo. I wuv him.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? I could...
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes.
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? I don't know the brand..it's a Notre Dame shirt..
9. What were you doing last night? Out w/my freak nasty Abber at The Wal-Mart.
10. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? Travel
11. Last time you saw your father? like yesterday!
13. Which hand do you like better? Personally, I like my right hand better. Hehe!
14. What are you listening to right now? Some music...
15. Have you ever been in love? No, I don't think so.
16. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Yes ma'am/sir!
17. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? No, I'm seriously NOT into that.
18. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? A cute shirt from The Abbster.
19. Who's getting on your nerves right now? Not anybody, actually.
20. Most visited web page? Yahoo Mail
21. Coke or Pepsi?: Coke and it must be D.I.E.T.
22. Do you have a crush? yes
23. Do you like food? i *hEaRt* food
24. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Well, duh!
25. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds?
Yea, they probably should eat a cheeseburger and some pizza, immediately.
26. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?: I LOVE IT!
27. Are you still friends w/ your ex? Some of em'
28. Would you date an ex again?: Not I
29. Single or Taken? Single
30. Happy about it? Most of the time...
So that's me being bored. Here's an idea. WHy don't you all put it in your blogs so I can read your answers! Pretty please??! No chapter 2 until I see some action going on here...that's a threat! Hehehe!
I love you.
Britt
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Here I am.
Okay guys...I'm sorry I haven't wrote Chapter Two yet. I will soon, before this weekend, I promise. I've just been super duper busy lately...I've been trying to fix my own sex life, not so much write somebody else's. Hehehe!
So..St. Patty's Day is this weekend..Saturday, to be exact. Let me just say this. I work from 6:30-noon on Saturday morning..I'm going home, sleeping like a little bitch beauty, getting up, going to Abby's and I'm not sure what we're doing yet..if we're just gonna go to the same club we were at last weekend..or if we're gonna go up to Toledo to her cousin's bar. See, the thing is, I wanna dance..not just drink! So, I think we'll end up just going to the club around here. Which is A-OKAY with me! :) Tehehe.
I had the worst night of "sleep" last night. I went to lay down at midnight b/c I had to work at 5:30 this morning...well, I was awake every single hour..I finally woke up in a sweat after I had this dream about a man who hated me..he really doesn't hate me..just in the dream he did. So, I had to rip off all my clothes and just lay there in my bra and undies to cool the fuck down. It was 10 til 4 when I woke up. So I said, fuck this shit, yo and I got dressed and left and got to work a full hour early. Best be believing I'm getting paid for it too. I don't give a shit.
OH MY GOD. This is going to sound so wrong on so many levels...but. This amish guy just came in...he wasn't dressed in his normal clothes, I don't think he's amish anymore, but I can identify them immediately by their dutch accents. I wasn't even listening to what he was saying! I was trying to listen to his accent! *slaps self* What is wrong with me. This is just getting downright ridiculous! I need a fix. Seriously.
Tessa. Your accent is so motherfucking sexy..it makes me want to die. So is yours Wendy...Makes me hot as fuckin' hell. I have to go now..and um...well, fluff some pillows, or something like that...
lovin' you.
Miss McFearson.
So..St. Patty's Day is this weekend..Saturday, to be exact. Let me just say this. I work from 6:30-noon on Saturday morning..I'm going home, sleeping like a little bitch beauty, getting up, going to Abby's and I'm not sure what we're doing yet..if we're just gonna go to the same club we were at last weekend..or if we're gonna go up to Toledo to her cousin's bar. See, the thing is, I wanna dance..not just drink! So, I think we'll end up just going to the club around here. Which is A-OKAY with me! :) Tehehe.
I had the worst night of "sleep" last night. I went to lay down at midnight b/c I had to work at 5:30 this morning...well, I was awake every single hour..I finally woke up in a sweat after I had this dream about a man who hated me..he really doesn't hate me..just in the dream he did. So, I had to rip off all my clothes and just lay there in my bra and undies to cool the fuck down. It was 10 til 4 when I woke up. So I said, fuck this shit, yo and I got dressed and left and got to work a full hour early. Best be believing I'm getting paid for it too. I don't give a shit.
OH MY GOD. This is going to sound so wrong on so many levels...but. This amish guy just came in...he wasn't dressed in his normal clothes, I don't think he's amish anymore, but I can identify them immediately by their dutch accents. I wasn't even listening to what he was saying! I was trying to listen to his accent! *slaps self* What is wrong with me. This is just getting downright ridiculous! I need a fix. Seriously.
Tessa. Your accent is so motherfucking sexy..it makes me want to die. So is yours Wendy...Makes me hot as fuckin' hell. I have to go now..and um...well, fluff some pillows, or something like that...
lovin' you.
Miss McFearson.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Chapter One. I love you too....
Well, it had been five days since the incident on the train. Not that I would change what happened, because I loved every second of feeling Michael's hands on my skin, his lips on my lips. So much stuff has happened between us that I'm not sure I could fully give myself to him. I do love him, but it's hard sometimes because of the circumstances. He is an escaped convict, and me? I'm a so called doctor that used to shoot up on morphine and allowed eight men to escape from Fox River Pententiary. It was me, nobody else. I left the door open, thinking it would just be Michael and his brother, Lincoln. But that is in the past, and I'm focusing on the future now.
I told Michael I loved him, and he let me know that he felt the same. God, that man does things to me that are just..indescribable. That stare, that ice cold stare he gives sometimes...I get butterflies in my stomach everytime. He tries to be such a bad ass, but really, deep down, I know he's just a smart engineer, that got caught up doing something for his family.
I'm in this warehouse right now. I'm not even exactly sure where. Lincoln left to go see LJ and Jane before they head to Panama. Michael is sitting across from me, on a table, staring at me. He just said something, but I don't think I heard him, due to my thoughts racing a thousand a minute. I've got my back against the wall, arms crossed over my chest. God, he is beautiful.
"Sara, did you hear what I said?" Mike asked.
"Hmm? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about some things." I replied.
"Well, what sort of things are you thinking about?" he inquired.
"Just the fact that all this has happened, it just doesn't seem real anymore. I don't know what is real. The fact that I allowed eight convicts to escape from prison, my father is dead, and more people are dying, I just,"
Michael cut her off, "None of that matters. It's done and it's over with. We can't change what happened."
"Yes, I know that Michael, but I can't help but feel hostile towards you. I was doing so well before you came into my life."
I could see the hurt on his face, and immediately wished I hadn't said what I had. I was in love with him, there was no denying it.
"Sara, I've told you many times how much I care about you, and you just leave me out here to dry. I love you." he said convincingly.
"I know. It's just so hard to trust you, I mean, I trust you, but it's so complicated."
I sensed he was getting frusterated...especially when he let out a deep sigh and stood up to walk away. I know he was wondering why I hadn't told him I loved him since the train. We really hadn't even kissed since then, and oh, how I longed to kiss him.
"Michael, wait." I said in a tone that was a bit too loud than I intended.
He turned around and gave me that stare. The stare that makes me melt into a pool of nothingness. Those eyes that make me feel like I'm being in love for the first time. It never gets old, but why can't I just tell him all of this? Why can't I just let it all out?
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I heard the desperation in her voice, and I know she wanted to tell me everything she was feeling, but she couldn't just yet. I hate to admit it, but the thing is, I wanted in her pants so bad. I am a gentleman, but I haven't had sex in so long. It's not that I'm desperate, because I do love her, I love her so much. I wanted her so bad.
"What?" I asked her quietly, trying to deceipher the look on her face.
"I don't know. I don't know what I want to say." She said quietly, as her face turned red.
She wants me, I know she does. I can see it in her eyes. Her hair is a mess, she has no make up on, but she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and I want to be with her so badly.
I walked over to her, only a few feet infront of where she is standing. I'm staring right at her now. I can see her eyes are watery and I think she's about to cry. I don't know why, maybe because this is so overwhelming. That's when she freaked out.
"DAMNIT MICHAEL! HOW CAN YOU BE SO PERFECT, YET SO WRONG FOR ME?!", the tears are pouring now and her voice is shaking, "AND HOW DARE YOU JEOPARDIZE MY JOB, MY LIFE THE WAY YOU DID! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" she screamed.
I heard her breathing accelerate and I tried to just touch her, but I felt rage go through my body. Something I never, ever feel.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AREN'T LITTLE MISS PERFECT EITHER! I DIDN'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, IT JUST HAPPENED. HERE I AM, PUTTING MY HEART ON THE LINE AND YOU JUST KEEP SHOOTING ME DOWN! MY LIFE WITH YOU MEANS EVERYTHING! I AM MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY, THAN MY OWN." I said, with my voice raising.
Thats when I saw her, look up at me, with this crazy look in her eyes. She came at me, swinging. She tried to deck me, I knew she was fiesty, but I didn't know it was this bad! I grabbed her right hand, after she hit me in the chest and was going for my face. She wanted to slap me right across the face. I grabbed her hands and backed her up against the wall and pinned them down against the white cement. My face was an inch from hers. We were both breathing hard and feeling things that cannot be described. That's when it happened. She leaned forward and caught my mouth with hers. I didn't release her hands, no other part of our bodies were touching, except our lips. This was more of a rush than climbing across that fucking wire to get over the fence..I've never felt anything so intense before in my life!
I broke the kiss for a moment to stare in her eyes again and I asked her, "What do you want, Sara?"
The response I got...it was only three words. Three words that made my blood boil and my skin burn.
"Fuck me now."
Well, I don't like to disappoint, and if she wants it, by God, she's gonna get it. I grabbed her by her ass and hoisted her legs around my waist. I spun her around and carried her to the table I was sitting on previously. I sat her ass down and I pulled my shirt up over my head. Things were about to get wild.
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Dear Lord. I am so fucking hot right now. I can already feel myself throbbing down there and he's only removed his shirt. I put my hands straight up and he pulls off my shirt. We're kissing again, his hands are behind my back, undoing my bra. Feeling my bare skin on his is pure bliss. Once my bra comes off, he looks down at me for a minute, when I say minute, I should say second because in an instant, I felt his hands on my breasts, pushing me down onto my back. I felt his lips on my neck, his tongue moving down my collarbone and when I felt the warmth of his mouth on my nipples, they were hard in an instant. I let out a breath of air, wondering why this was feeling so damn good. His hands were unbuttoning my jeans, slipping them over my hips. He stopped ravishing my breasts for a moment, to pull off my pants.
My head was spinning. I was so wet already, I didn't think I could get any wetter without somebody issuing a flood warning! He just..he is amazing! I felt my pants come off along with my panties, and saw him take off his own, including his boxers. We were both in the pure nude now, and when I felt him touch my skin again, he was already in between my legs. I could feel how hard he was, it was not fair to feel his dick down there, without it being in me yet. Suddenly, he was in me. No warning, just there. Of course, I couldn't contain myself and let out the loudest moan I've ever heard in my life. He felt so fucking good! My back was already arching, I couldn't stop it.
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She's beautiful, more beautiful than I could have imagined. Initially, I was going to take it slow with her, the first time, but when I got in between her thighs and felt them with my hands, I couldn't contain myself and I had to go for the gold! I wanted to fuck her so hard, and never ever stop. She was so tight, which was good because it made it even more enjoyable. The moan that came out of her mouth when I socked it to her, I could hear the sound for the rest of my life.
i just can't stop looking at her boobs! I bent my body down, over hers and once again, took each nipple in my mouth. The sounds she's making is enough to drive any man to the point of an orgasm in 3 minutes flat. I feel her hands on my back, nails pressing into me. She doesn't have to tell me she wants it harder, I can tell by her body language. I pick up the pace, and with each time I drive myself into her, all the air comes crashing out of her lungs. I am absolutely loving this position, but before I know it, she is pushing me off of her body, and forcing me onto my back. She is full of surprises today. With my dick straight up in the air, she straddles me and comes down onto it so damn hard, I'm pretty sure my pelvis is crushed...I'd be in pain, if she didn't feel so fucking good. I put my hands on her hips and keep pulling her down harder and harder as she grinds on my cock so violently. One of her hands is running through her hair and the other is lost in between her legs, rubbing her clit.
I can tell she's so close to coming...but I never want it to end. I want to cum in her so fucking hard that it blows her right away.
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How is it possible that a man's dick can be this huge and this fucking delicious? I feel his hands on my ass and I don't want to stop rocking his body. I know I told him that I wanted a filet mignon, but right now, he's the only peice of fucking man meat I want for the rest of my life!
He is slamming me down on himself so hard, I can't take it anymore. Words are coming out of my mouth, but they aren't making the slightest bit of sense..mostly they are combinations of the words, "God." "Shit." and "Fuck." I can feel myself about to cum and I just start screaming and moaning so loud, this really gets Mike going and he is thrusting his hips up now, while still pulling me down. Finally, I just have to yell, "JESUS CHRIST, IM COMING! IM COMING!"
I feel what is the most powerful sensation I have ever felt in my life before. My whole body is shaking and my breathing is so not normal that it would probably alarm quite a few people in the medical field. As a doctor, I am not sure if this is normal or not! I am still shaking so hard when I hear him groaning, still not slowing down the tempo on me one bit.
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When I feel Sara's body shake like that..there is no holding back any longer. She's probably wondering how much longer I'm going to fuck her, and I never want to stop, but my body is saying something different. I just have to let out a deep groan as I pull her down for the last time, exploding deep inside of her. She lets out an "Ohhh" when she feels my cum in her, and I know she loves it. She's still lightly grinding on me, before she just collapses on top of my chest and rolls over beside me, breathing and heartbeats are still far, far from normal.
I want to talk, say something, but no words, no sentences will make sense right now. All I can say is, "I love you." and finally, I hear, in an exasperated voice, "I love you too."
AHHHHHHHH! So that's Chapter One! Hope you girls like it..now go finger yourselves, I know you're going to! Tell me what you think!
Love you!
Britt
I told Michael I loved him, and he let me know that he felt the same. God, that man does things to me that are just..indescribable. That stare, that ice cold stare he gives sometimes...I get butterflies in my stomach everytime. He tries to be such a bad ass, but really, deep down, I know he's just a smart engineer, that got caught up doing something for his family.
I'm in this warehouse right now. I'm not even exactly sure where. Lincoln left to go see LJ and Jane before they head to Panama. Michael is sitting across from me, on a table, staring at me. He just said something, but I don't think I heard him, due to my thoughts racing a thousand a minute. I've got my back against the wall, arms crossed over my chest. God, he is beautiful.
"Sara, did you hear what I said?" Mike asked.
"Hmm? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about some things." I replied.
"Well, what sort of things are you thinking about?" he inquired.
"Just the fact that all this has happened, it just doesn't seem real anymore. I don't know what is real. The fact that I allowed eight convicts to escape from prison, my father is dead, and more people are dying, I just,"
Michael cut her off, "None of that matters. It's done and it's over with. We can't change what happened."
"Yes, I know that Michael, but I can't help but feel hostile towards you. I was doing so well before you came into my life."
I could see the hurt on his face, and immediately wished I hadn't said what I had. I was in love with him, there was no denying it.
"Sara, I've told you many times how much I care about you, and you just leave me out here to dry. I love you." he said convincingly.
"I know. It's just so hard to trust you, I mean, I trust you, but it's so complicated."
I sensed he was getting frusterated...especially when he let out a deep sigh and stood up to walk away. I know he was wondering why I hadn't told him I loved him since the train. We really hadn't even kissed since then, and oh, how I longed to kiss him.
"Michael, wait." I said in a tone that was a bit too loud than I intended.
He turned around and gave me that stare. The stare that makes me melt into a pool of nothingness. Those eyes that make me feel like I'm being in love for the first time. It never gets old, but why can't I just tell him all of this? Why can't I just let it all out?
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I heard the desperation in her voice, and I know she wanted to tell me everything she was feeling, but she couldn't just yet. I hate to admit it, but the thing is, I wanted in her pants so bad. I am a gentleman, but I haven't had sex in so long. It's not that I'm desperate, because I do love her, I love her so much. I wanted her so bad.
"What?" I asked her quietly, trying to deceipher the look on her face.
"I don't know. I don't know what I want to say." She said quietly, as her face turned red.
She wants me, I know she does. I can see it in her eyes. Her hair is a mess, she has no make up on, but she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and I want to be with her so badly.
I walked over to her, only a few feet infront of where she is standing. I'm staring right at her now. I can see her eyes are watery and I think she's about to cry. I don't know why, maybe because this is so overwhelming. That's when she freaked out.
"DAMNIT MICHAEL! HOW CAN YOU BE SO PERFECT, YET SO WRONG FOR ME?!", the tears are pouring now and her voice is shaking, "AND HOW DARE YOU JEOPARDIZE MY JOB, MY LIFE THE WAY YOU DID! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" she screamed.
I heard her breathing accelerate and I tried to just touch her, but I felt rage go through my body. Something I never, ever feel.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AREN'T LITTLE MISS PERFECT EITHER! I DIDN'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, IT JUST HAPPENED. HERE I AM, PUTTING MY HEART ON THE LINE AND YOU JUST KEEP SHOOTING ME DOWN! MY LIFE WITH YOU MEANS EVERYTHING! I AM MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY, THAN MY OWN." I said, with my voice raising.
Thats when I saw her, look up at me, with this crazy look in her eyes. She came at me, swinging. She tried to deck me, I knew she was fiesty, but I didn't know it was this bad! I grabbed her right hand, after she hit me in the chest and was going for my face. She wanted to slap me right across the face. I grabbed her hands and backed her up against the wall and pinned them down against the white cement. My face was an inch from hers. We were both breathing hard and feeling things that cannot be described. That's when it happened. She leaned forward and caught my mouth with hers. I didn't release her hands, no other part of our bodies were touching, except our lips. This was more of a rush than climbing across that fucking wire to get over the fence..I've never felt anything so intense before in my life!
I broke the kiss for a moment to stare in her eyes again and I asked her, "What do you want, Sara?"
The response I got...it was only three words. Three words that made my blood boil and my skin burn.
"Fuck me now."
Well, I don't like to disappoint, and if she wants it, by God, she's gonna get it. I grabbed her by her ass and hoisted her legs around my waist. I spun her around and carried her to the table I was sitting on previously. I sat her ass down and I pulled my shirt up over my head. Things were about to get wild.
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Dear Lord. I am so fucking hot right now. I can already feel myself throbbing down there and he's only removed his shirt. I put my hands straight up and he pulls off my shirt. We're kissing again, his hands are behind my back, undoing my bra. Feeling my bare skin on his is pure bliss. Once my bra comes off, he looks down at me for a minute, when I say minute, I should say second because in an instant, I felt his hands on my breasts, pushing me down onto my back. I felt his lips on my neck, his tongue moving down my collarbone and when I felt the warmth of his mouth on my nipples, they were hard in an instant. I let out a breath of air, wondering why this was feeling so damn good. His hands were unbuttoning my jeans, slipping them over my hips. He stopped ravishing my breasts for a moment, to pull off my pants.
My head was spinning. I was so wet already, I didn't think I could get any wetter without somebody issuing a flood warning! He just..he is amazing! I felt my pants come off along with my panties, and saw him take off his own, including his boxers. We were both in the pure nude now, and when I felt him touch my skin again, he was already in between my legs. I could feel how hard he was, it was not fair to feel his dick down there, without it being in me yet. Suddenly, he was in me. No warning, just there. Of course, I couldn't contain myself and let out the loudest moan I've ever heard in my life. He felt so fucking good! My back was already arching, I couldn't stop it.
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She's beautiful, more beautiful than I could have imagined. Initially, I was going to take it slow with her, the first time, but when I got in between her thighs and felt them with my hands, I couldn't contain myself and I had to go for the gold! I wanted to fuck her so hard, and never ever stop. She was so tight, which was good because it made it even more enjoyable. The moan that came out of her mouth when I socked it to her, I could hear the sound for the rest of my life.
i just can't stop looking at her boobs! I bent my body down, over hers and once again, took each nipple in my mouth. The sounds she's making is enough to drive any man to the point of an orgasm in 3 minutes flat. I feel her hands on my back, nails pressing into me. She doesn't have to tell me she wants it harder, I can tell by her body language. I pick up the pace, and with each time I drive myself into her, all the air comes crashing out of her lungs. I am absolutely loving this position, but before I know it, she is pushing me off of her body, and forcing me onto my back. She is full of surprises today. With my dick straight up in the air, she straddles me and comes down onto it so damn hard, I'm pretty sure my pelvis is crushed...I'd be in pain, if she didn't feel so fucking good. I put my hands on her hips and keep pulling her down harder and harder as she grinds on my cock so violently. One of her hands is running through her hair and the other is lost in between her legs, rubbing her clit.
I can tell she's so close to coming...but I never want it to end. I want to cum in her so fucking hard that it blows her right away.
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How is it possible that a man's dick can be this huge and this fucking delicious? I feel his hands on my ass and I don't want to stop rocking his body. I know I told him that I wanted a filet mignon, but right now, he's the only peice of fucking man meat I want for the rest of my life!
He is slamming me down on himself so hard, I can't take it anymore. Words are coming out of my mouth, but they aren't making the slightest bit of sense..mostly they are combinations of the words, "God." "Shit." and "Fuck." I can feel myself about to cum and I just start screaming and moaning so loud, this really gets Mike going and he is thrusting his hips up now, while still pulling me down. Finally, I just have to yell, "JESUS CHRIST, IM COMING! IM COMING!"
I feel what is the most powerful sensation I have ever felt in my life before. My whole body is shaking and my breathing is so not normal that it would probably alarm quite a few people in the medical field. As a doctor, I am not sure if this is normal or not! I am still shaking so hard when I hear him groaning, still not slowing down the tempo on me one bit.
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When I feel Sara's body shake like that..there is no holding back any longer. She's probably wondering how much longer I'm going to fuck her, and I never want to stop, but my body is saying something different. I just have to let out a deep groan as I pull her down for the last time, exploding deep inside of her. She lets out an "Ohhh" when she feels my cum in her, and I know she loves it. She's still lightly grinding on me, before she just collapses on top of my chest and rolls over beside me, breathing and heartbeats are still far, far from normal.
I want to talk, say something, but no words, no sentences will make sense right now. All I can say is, "I love you." and finally, I hear, in an exasperated voice, "I love you too."
AHHHHHHHH! So that's Chapter One! Hope you girls like it..now go finger yourselves, I know you're going to! Tell me what you think!
Love you!
Britt
Deception.
Think about this:
You walk down the street and see someone wearing a superman tshirt and instantly you think 'I just wanna shoot him in the chest' just POW and the minute they start bleeding you go 'I guess not huh? Dont wear a superman shirt, wear one that says I bleed when you shoot me in the chestplate'
Ok, I have to go now. Wendola is begging me to write a fanfic story about Mike and Sara doing the dirrrty and I can't let her down..I've been wanting to write a story for awhile now, so today is the day people. I will post it when I'm done! I have to clean first, but that's good because I can already start thinking about some ideas! It's going to be rated XXX. Just to warn you. I haven't decided if I'm going to make it with words like, dick, cock, clit...etc.. or use the words like "manhood", "womanly center". LOL! HAHAHAHHAAH! I'll use them allllll! Check in later for the story..it's gonna be off the hook.
Ok. The hook is right here X and then the story is like...all the way over here................................................................................X.
Like I said..off the fuckin' hook, yo!
LOVE! BRIT!
You walk down the street and see someone wearing a superman tshirt and instantly you think 'I just wanna shoot him in the chest' just POW and the minute they start bleeding you go 'I guess not huh? Dont wear a superman shirt, wear one that says I bleed when you shoot me in the chestplate'
Ok, I have to go now. Wendola is begging me to write a fanfic story about Mike and Sara doing the dirrrty and I can't let her down..I've been wanting to write a story for awhile now, so today is the day people. I will post it when I'm done! I have to clean first, but that's good because I can already start thinking about some ideas! It's going to be rated XXX. Just to warn you. I haven't decided if I'm going to make it with words like, dick, cock, clit...etc.. or use the words like "manhood", "womanly center". LOL! HAHAHAHHAAH! I'll use them allllll! Check in later for the story..it's gonna be off the hook.
Ok. The hook is right here X and then the story is like...all the way over here................................................................................X.
Like I said..off the fuckin' hook, yo!
LOVE! BRIT!
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Dance yo ass off baby!
My fucking jams people. Best songs...EVER. End of discussion!!!!!!!!!! I've been singing and dancing....playing the air guitar, beating on pots and fuckin' pans...IM SO MUSICAL RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Most of these are 80's rock. I'm obsessed!! If you ever want to buy me something...just burn me a CD with good music..I'll love it forever, yes, forever and a day!
*WHOAAA OHHH! WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER..TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR! Livin' on a Prayer, Bon Jovi (ONE OF THE GREATEST 80's SONGS EVER!)
*IT MUSTA BEEN LOVE, BUT IT'S OVER NOW! MUSTA BEEN GOOD, BUT I LOST IT SOMEHOW... Must have been love, Roxette
*WE ARE YOUNG! HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAND, NO COMPLICATIONS, NO DEMANDS..NO ONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG! LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD! Love is a battlefield, Pat Benetar (my hero)
*I WISH THAT I HAD JESSE'S GIRL...WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN..WHY CAN'T I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT?! Jesse's Girl, Rick Springfield
*TRYING TO SMILE, BUT THE AIR IS SO HEAVY AND DRY...STRANGE VOICES ARE SAYING..THINGS I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, THIS HEAT HAS GOT RIGHT OUT OF HAND..Cruel Summer, Banarama
*WATCH OUT, YOU JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER! HOLD TIGHT. WAIT TIL THE PARTY'S OVER...BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!! Burning Down the House, Talking Heads
*THEY FEEL THE HEAT, THE HEAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU...MAYBE IM JUST LIKE MY FATHER, TOO BOLD. When the Doves Cry, Prince (I can totally do the sound effects)
*LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM ABOUT WHAT I NEED...I NEED A HERO! IM HOLDING OUT ON A HERO TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! I Need a Hero, Pat Benetar (Bonnie Tyler also sang this)
*EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED AND THEN I SEE THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES..EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART..Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler
*IF I COULD REACH THE STARS, I'D GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU. If I Could Turn Back Time, Cher
*THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE, IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAW WOULD ALLOW. It's All Coming Back to Me Now, Celine Dion (I love this woman!)
*EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN, JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY SINGS A SAD, SAD SONG. Every Rose Has It's Thorn, Poison
*HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE'S REALLY LOVES ME, I SAY A PRAYER WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT, I FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER WE MEET. How Will I Know, Whitney Houston
Wow, I went nutso! I'm still bopping around in my computer chair like a whacko! Anyways, I gotta go to sleep now and dream of a man, (no mom, I'm NOT gay, thank you very much) or atleast try to have a dream about him. I always wind up having dreams about me and Tricia..fucking. (Seriously. Ok mom, I can see where you might have thought that I would be gay...) HAHA!
I hope I don't have nightmares either...I saw the most fucking disturbing picture in my life, EVER. If you want to see it, don't ask me, ask the pervert excuse of a friend that fucking Tricia. I definately didn't save that shit to my computer...just..the..thought...*runs to trash can and throws up*
Love you all!
Britt
Most of these are 80's rock. I'm obsessed!! If you ever want to buy me something...just burn me a CD with good music..I'll love it forever, yes, forever and a day!
*WHOAAA OHHH! WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER..TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR! Livin' on a Prayer, Bon Jovi (ONE OF THE GREATEST 80's SONGS EVER!)
*IT MUSTA BEEN LOVE, BUT IT'S OVER NOW! MUSTA BEEN GOOD, BUT I LOST IT SOMEHOW... Must have been love, Roxette
*WE ARE YOUNG! HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAND, NO COMPLICATIONS, NO DEMANDS..NO ONE CAN TELL US WE'RE WRONG! LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD! Love is a battlefield, Pat Benetar (my hero)
*I WISH THAT I HAD JESSE'S GIRL...WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN..WHY CAN'T I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT?! Jesse's Girl, Rick Springfield
*TRYING TO SMILE, BUT THE AIR IS SO HEAVY AND DRY...STRANGE VOICES ARE SAYING..THINGS I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, THIS HEAT HAS GOT RIGHT OUT OF HAND..Cruel Summer, Banarama
*WATCH OUT, YOU JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER! HOLD TIGHT. WAIT TIL THE PARTY'S OVER...BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!! Burning Down the House, Talking Heads
*THEY FEEL THE HEAT, THE HEAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU...MAYBE IM JUST LIKE MY FATHER, TOO BOLD. When the Doves Cry, Prince (I can totally do the sound effects)
*LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM ABOUT WHAT I NEED...I NEED A HERO! IM HOLDING OUT ON A HERO TIL THE MORNING LIGHT! I Need a Hero, Pat Benetar (Bonnie Tyler also sang this)
*EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED AND THEN I SEE THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES..EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART..Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler
*IF I COULD REACH THE STARS, I'D GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU. If I Could Turn Back Time, Cher
*THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE, IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAW WOULD ALLOW. It's All Coming Back to Me Now, Celine Dion (I love this woman!)
*EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN, JUST LIKE EVERY COWBOY SINGS A SAD, SAD SONG. Every Rose Has It's Thorn, Poison
*HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE'S REALLY LOVES ME, I SAY A PRAYER WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT, I FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER WE MEET. How Will I Know, Whitney Houston
Wow, I went nutso! I'm still bopping around in my computer chair like a whacko! Anyways, I gotta go to sleep now and dream of a man, (no mom, I'm NOT gay, thank you very much) or atleast try to have a dream about him. I always wind up having dreams about me and Tricia..fucking. (Seriously. Ok mom, I can see where you might have thought that I would be gay...) HAHA!
I hope I don't have nightmares either...I saw the most fucking disturbing picture in my life, EVER. If you want to see it, don't ask me, ask the pervert excuse of a friend that fucking Tricia. I definately didn't save that shit to my computer...just..the..thought...*runs to trash can and throws up*
Love you all!
Britt
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Bitch.
That slut.
Story of my life.
Fuckin' fish stealers...
I would have punched her right in the puss.
Bitch.
Monday, March 5, 2007
My babies and I.
Guys..I'm as pissed as a hornet. Fuckin' prison break didn't record. Now I have to download it. Please, somebody tell me a website where I can get it. I'm so furious right now. I almost threw the remote control at the tv. I swear. Ugh.
This is my son, his name is Chorizo. Chory, or Chorbin for short. You can tell how much he loves me because he closes his eyes..how precious is that? Then there's my sweet Gilligan. She is my little baby!
Excuse my hair, it is atrocious! lol- I love my babies and they love me back!
I'm also pissed about how stupid this country is. I mean...establishing credit is so freaking hard! You apply for a credit card, and what do they say? No, you can't have one, you don't have any credit. Uhm..well NO SHIT DIP WAD. Tomorrow I have to get up at 4:45am, be to work at 5:30 and work til 9:30...leave from there, go kiss ass at the bank to give me a loan so I can buy a car...come home, dick around until 4:00 when I have to go back to work and be there until 8:00! Shit sucks. Soooo...I took some pics of me and my babies tonight. Here they are..the precious little kiddies...
This is my son, his name is Chorizo. Chory, or Chorbin for short. You can tell how much he loves me because he closes his eyes..how precious is that? Then there's my sweet Gilligan. She is my little baby!
Excuse my hair, it is atrocious! lol- I love my babies and they love me back!Hmm..I think I'm gonna go to sleep now since I have to wake up at fucking 4:45am!! It's almost 12:30 already, this is gonna be a short night....
Have a terrific Tuesday everybody! I love you all, seriously!
Mwah*
Britt.tit.
Rock my world little Country Girl!
THE CITY .....
[x] I've been to Starbucks more than once in my life.
[ ] I watch my back when I am walking.
[x] I shop at AERO, AE, A&F, or HCO.
[x] I own 2 or more polo shirts.
[] I will never be caught without my cell phone.
[x] I straighten, mouse, gel, or blow dry my hair on a daily basis.
TOTAL: 4
[x] I wear flipflops no matter what the weather.
[x] I own an oversized pair of sunglasses.
[x] I own 1 or more pairs of FASHION-ripped jeans.
[x] I layer my shirts.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water.
[ ] I get annoyed with tom-boys.
[] I own more than one hat
[ ] I have seen almost every episode of Laguna Beach.
[ ] My new addiction is 8th & Ocean or The Hills.
[ ] I say "lol" in every other sentence of every online conversation.
[x] I own tight jeans.
TOTAL: 1
[ ] I wear large necklaces.
[X] The am addicted to the internet.
[X] I have pics on myspace.
[x] I have more than 1 AIM/yahoo screen name.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation.
[x] I like shopping.
[ ] I Shop whenever I have a chance.
[ ] I own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more.
[ ]I have watched The Simple Life.
TOTAL:1
I'm 36% city***add x's and multiply by 3.
VS. the COUNTRY .....Have you:
[x]Ridden a horse.
[] I have/had a horse.
[] Owned land.
[x]Been four-wheeling.
[X] Said "ain't".
[x] Been cow-tipping.
[] Been deer hunting.
[X] Been swimming in a lake.
[X] Caught a fish.
Total- 6
[x] Have worked on a farm or on land.
[x] Have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere.
[] Have been duck hunting.
[x] Have gone swimming in a river.
[x] driven or have owned a truck.
[] Own a rebel flag
[x] Like to fish.
[x] Sometimes have a funny accent, or that's what people tell you.
[x] Own/owned a pair of cowboy boots.
[x] Own/owned a cowboy hat.
[]Own/have owned a big dog.
[x] Sometimes say "y'all".
[x] Have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all".
Total: 10
[X] do u cuss when u get mad
[] Have dipped/dip snuff.
[] go to church on Sunday
[X] owned/own a bird or dog.
[x] have ridden a lawn mower/ tractor to somewhere in town.
[x] Have eaten deer meat.
[x] Have shot a gun.
[x] Own a gun.
[x] Know someone who parks cars in the yard.
Total: 7
I'm 69% Country! Hehe...I'm a country girl, what can I say?
I put this on here because when I read it..it was so precious. Too cute.
Sure, she's pretty, but it's about more than that. You two connect. Anything you throw at her, she can throw right back. You figured out what's going on in that predictable head of hers in under five minutes, but something tells you her heart would take about five years. You remember everything she's ever said to you, and when that freaks her out you blame it on your photographic memory (which is a lie, you have a 2.7 GPA). You can't remember your TA's name, and you can't remember that your rent check was due four weeks ago, yet you remember the name of the kid who tripped her in 5th grade and gave her that cute scar on her shoulder. Maybe it's because you actually listen when she talks. When else do you actually listen? Never. But she doesn't know.
I need a diet coke now. Have a great day!
PRISON BREAK TONIGHT BITCHES! WOOOOOT!
kisskiss
brittbritt
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Would you...
Not much new going on here...basically bored as fuck. The only really exciting thing that happened was my mom caught the stove on fire when she was making popcorn the other night while under the influence of alcohol. It was pretty wild.
I can't wait for the new Prison Break episode tomorrow night! So exciting! I can't wait to see what my man Kellerman does...that man, I'd marry him in two seconds. Okay, maybe not marry, but I'd definately ride him like Seabiscuit. LOL!
I found this on myspace..I wanted to see what y'all girls would say.
Would you ________ me?
1.date?
2.fuck?
3.kiss?
4.lick?
5.be friends with?
6.hate?
7.love?
8.crush on?
9.stare at?
10.marry?
11.please?
12.tease?
13.go out with?
14.make out with?
15.suck?
16.fight?
17.help?
18.hug?
19.dance with?
20.hurt?
21.all of the above?
Let me know what you would do to me! This could get interesting...oh, and I asked Caroline to marry me today. She said that she wants to marry a gay guy, and if I didn't exist she would. So, that's that. Also, I'm pregnant with Tricia's baby and Airplane Man's dad's baby. It's complicated, I know...but bear with me people.
Alright, that is all.
Sexy Monday is almost here! Hooray!
I love you!
Britt
Saturday, March 3, 2007
Just some stuff...LIKE CASH!
Okay kiddies. This is like, so exciting for me. I got a check in the mail for exactly $852.62! It's from my college...I got approved for this grant, when I was going there, and I knew I would get this money if I stuck it out a semester, but I just couldn't do it..the people there were sooo freaking stupid. I'm sorry, I can't handle ignorant people. Drives me insane, I'm not saying I'm a genius or anything, because I honestly am not...but it was bad. So anyways..I'm at the calling hours, my Dad brought me my mail from his house, I'm sitting there and I see this certified letter from my college I was going to..I'm like what the sam? So I open it and this peice of paper falls on the ground and I'm sort of reading the letter as I lean over and pick up the paper that fell, I flip it over and it's this check for $852.62! I screamed. Right there in the funeral home. Yes, I did. My mom came running, she thought something horrid had happened, you know what she says when she sees it? "Oh hot damn! We're going out to eat tonight!" LOL! That woman...she is something else. I couldn't have got that money at a better time...I really need it right now b/c I need to get a car...I'll probably only use like 500 of it towards that, then I'm saving the rest b/c I definately have a trip planned for this summer.
The funeral went really, really well. Let me illustrate my family for you people...prepare yourselves.
Somebody made this pineapple cake desert...it was DIVINE! I didn't think I'd like it, but everybody was having a shit fit over it, so I just had to. So, there's two big guys in my family, they're like between 6'3-6'5 and around 300 or more pounds. They're just like rock houses. Anways, one is my cousin Jerry (3 kids) and Orrie (Kendra's dad)...all of a sudden Jerry yells. "HOLD THE FUCK UP!" First of all, we're in the basement of a church, the pastor LAUGHED! Everybody started laughing and he goes "Orrie and I want to know who made this delicious cake." So some old lady yells out of the back.."IT WAS MRS. MOOGERSBALL."
My question is what the fuck kind of name is Moogersball? Orrie goes.."Who the hell? Who did she say made it?" Jerry..being Jerry yells across the room, "IT WAS MRS. NEUTERSBALL!!!" I died laughing. I swear, you know when I'm laughing hard because I will be laughing and I'll just be like "STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW." because my stomach hurts so bad. It was pathetic! What a conversation to be having at the dinner for my dead great grandma, but she would have been proud...she was a hoot! She would always say, "Knock it off or I'm gonna hit you right in the puss." HAHAHA! My family is so dysfunctional, it's ridiculous.
I do have a few pics of the beautiful one to share. This was after she had taken off her big frilly dress, which was so adorable...
The first two are obviously my precious Kendra! It was sooo cute at the funeral, she sat on my lap during the service and when everybody bowed their head to pray, she put her little finger to her mouth and went "SHHHH, nap time." It was hard for everybody not to laugh then. It's similar to when my cousin Jerry got married and I was the flower girl (I was like 4 or 5) and everybody bowed their heads to pray and I said, "Mom, MOM! Why is everybody sleeping?" Jerry wanted to die, he and Sue were up at the alter..and everybody laughed. I don't remember it happening, but I'll never live it down.
Those guys are Adam (left) and Andrew (right) my Aunt Amy's kids. They got my back. Adam is a few months older than me, he wrestles in college...and Andrew is a sophomore in highschool. Everbody thinks Andrew and I are twins. Especially when we were younger, we looked very, very much alike.
Then there's Polly...aka, Peach or PJ. She's my mom's sister's daughter and she's named after my Grandma who died last year of cancer. That little shit is already walking. She's 10 months old. I guess that's not a big deal, I started walking when I was 9 months. Hehe! I was determined, what can I say?
Well, that's all for now. That's whats going on with me, at the time. If you want some songs to download:
Rascal Flatts, Waiting all my life
Akon, Don't Matter
Pink, You and Your Hand
Carrie Underwood, Wasted
Avril Lavinge, Things I'll Never Say
Fergie, Glamorous
Keith Urban, Making Memories of Us
Eddie Money, Shakin'
Lil Boosie ft. Yung Joc, Zoom
TI, Top Back
Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake, Give it to me
Journey, Don't Stop Believing
That should keep you occupied for a little while. Have a beautiful weekend!
Love
Britt
Thursday, March 1, 2007
My Princess...
Aww! My brother Aaron and my little princess Kendra! She just turned two on February 22. I can't believe it! I lived with her, saw her every single day for the first year and five months of her life, and now I hardly get to see her. It tears me up. I love that little girl so much, I'd give her the world if I could. When she came into the room tonight for the calling hours, her mom was carrying her. I didn't even see them come in, and I haven't seen Kendra in a while so I didn't know if she'd remember me or not, and that scared me to death. So, I'm standing there talking to my dad and I feel these little hands on my thigh...and I look down and there her beautiful little blonde head is! She threw her hands up and yelled "BRITTY!!!" Aww, it was heart breaking. I picked her up and spun her around and she had this death grip on me around my neck. She is so special to me. I'm getting teary eyed just writing about her, because I love her so much. Kendra just..she really made me grow up a lot. I finally started taking responsibility...her mom is somewhat a mental case. So when I lived with them, I was like a live in nanny. I seriously, got up with her every morning, even when I had school. When Seth and I would go out to eat, she'd be right there with me, I'd go shopping with her, we were inseparable and that's why it's so hard now. She couldn't say my name before, and when she said my name tonight, it was just, so intense.
This picture was when she was about 7 months old. When she was finally sitting up by herself. She NEVER crawled! The little weirdo just scooted around on her booty to get to where she wanted to go. I remember once, I was on the couch, right where she was sitting in the pic, and she disappeared...I FREAKED! This was when she was about at year old, and I could hear her laughing, but it was coming from upstairs!! I ran up the steps and she was sitting there laughing like a little moron! I was so in shock! Her wild ass went all the way up the steps, all by herself! She's just..so precious. You can see the wildness in her face right here....
I think she was about 10 months in this picture. That food on her face..daily ritual for me. She' d have the shit EVERYWHERE! In her hair, just..all over the damn place! She would always do that, lay her head down on her high chair like that, she knows she's cute as hell. Crazy little girl! But I taught her to do this thing..I'd hold her and I'd say "Kendra, are you a nice baby?" and she would like slam her little head against my chest, like she was loving me. I also taught her to "Shake her laffy taffy and her money maker." Cutest fucking thing I've ever seen! She just shakes her hips and laughs like a loon the whole time. Seriously, whenever the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas or "Laffy Taffy" would come on, the girl would go NUTS!! It was before she was able to stand by herself, so we'd sit infront of the glass door, so she could see her reflection, and she would just dance and dance until she'd just fall asleep right then and there in my arms.
Last picture, I promise. This was from tonight. That is Kendra and Madelynn, my other little cousin. Maddy still had her pig tails in at that moment in time, Kendra had already ripped hers out. Basically, those two were pulling me around the funeral home the whole damn night. Kendra would grab my hand (like she's doing to Heather in this pic) and then Maddy would take my other hand and they would want to run like wild idiots, all over! They never tire, I swear! So then one of them would want me to pick them up, so then I'd have to carry them both. I didn't care though. So, this is the funniest thing, my mom was holding Kendra, and I was standing there and I said "Hey Kendra, do you wanna go shopping?" She made this like, shocked face, made like an O with her mouth and nodded her little head yes! I said, "What do you want Britty to buy you baby?" This is what she said, the only thing she said..."Frog." What the Sam Hell? HAHA! So I guess I'm going to be buying her a frog soon. Little cutie.
Um...so I just realized I went sooooooo overboard,but when it comes to that little girl, she just makes me do that! I can't help myself! I hope my kids are as cute as she is! :) I love her. Hehe! See guys, I do have a heart, I'm not a sex maniac alllll the time! But seriously, my mom can't get over how much she looks like I did when I was her age. I had that blonde hair like that..it was insane! I had those big blue eyes, but they turned to green after awhile.
Me and my mom bought my brother this suit to wear tomorrow, and I told mom I want to get a picture of me, her and Aaron together, then me and Aaron..b/c I have like no pictures of us together. If it turns out okay, I'll show you guys! Tehehehe! Okay, I am going now...now that I totally showed you guys a side of me that is not often visible...so...ENJOY IT! Moment is now over. Time to fuck.
Love you!
Britt
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Sex Talk.
Some interesting thoughts, and my even more interesting thoughts on those interesting thoughts. Wow, that was "corn-fusing"!!!
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
My comment: Well no shit! I could have told you that!
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).
My comment: I can deal with five inches. I will handle those five inches fucking well.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
My comment: Go figure I'd get stuck with the asshole in the 20%.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
My comment: I know how to make a penis grow, and I'll do it for free.
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
My comment: That is so true! Don't let the shoe size deceive you, ladies!
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
My comment: Well last time I saw a naked smurf I saw blue balls, don't even try to fucking lie to me. But seriously, if you have "prostatic congestion", I think I can clear that up for you...
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
My comment: Come on boys, gotta keep it tidy now. Get with it, yo!
+Some stuff on the ladies+------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% saythey have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
My comment: Hmm...I don't ever use the word "natural" or "average"! I guess I mostly use cute...that's what I hear the most. :)
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
My comment: I know my size biatch! 36DD. Damn skippy!
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
My comment: Yay! I'm in the 40% here! My breasts are straight up REAL!
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
My comment: WHo the fuck?
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
My comment: Thank God.
+Both+--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men andwomen.
My comment: Great, I'm normal.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex beforethey have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
My comment: I'm in the 70% here. It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married!
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
My comment: Ha, I did. I make up that 10%. Now, if I could do it over again, I never would have done that.
5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
My comment: Sign me up for a sex workout baby! Can it cure asthma, or send me into a full blown asthma attack?
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
My comment: That explains a lot....I'll tell my doctor next time I'm sick that I haven't been having sex..I'll get his opinion on this.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
My comment: Okay. I really need to get out and screw some people! LOL!
4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
My comment: I want soft skin and shiny hair! That's no fair!!! Also, so that's why ugly people are so ugly...
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
My comment: My Grandma must have had a shit load of sex! Well, she did have four kids, but...damn! All the women in my family live for quite a long time...we be slutty ova here! Sex 3 times a week? *Records that in mental journal*
Did You Know?----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds upto running 75 miles!!!!
My comment: Well good because ain't no fucking way I'm running 3 miles, let alone fucking 75!
So basically what I'm trying to say is..GET OUT AND HAVE SOME DAMN SEX ALREADY! LOL!
Have a wonderfully ridiculous day! Get outrageous!
Love you.
Britter Titters
Thanks and Goodbyes
You guys...you mean soooo much to me! I love you all so freaking much! I can't believe how open I can be with you all and I haven't even met you! It's awesome! I love that I can come on here and ask for support and advice and nobody judges me on it. That means so much..you can rarely find friends like that in "the real world". So thank you.
The following is sad, so be forewarned. I went a little nuts and just typed and typed my heart out. So yes, I went overboard..but you guys know I tend to do that sometimes...
My Grandma passed away on February 26 at around 6:30pm. It happened really fast, faster than anybody really could have imagined. The thing was, she was in her house and I'm so glad she was able to be in her house. The weird thing is, you all know how I have a very weak stomach. I had been holding her hand (she was unresponsive) for like half an hour and it was like 6:15pm when I got up to go in the bedroom and lay down. I could tell her breathing was changing and I made that comment to my cousin, and he agreed. The thing was I could feel her squeeze my hand every once in a while, I don't know if it was her, aware of me being there, or if it was a spasm.
So I went back and laid down and no sooner had I started to drift off, everyone started yelling. "BRITTANY, GET OUT HERE NOW! HURRY!" I thought I was dreaming at first b/c when I sleep I get sooo fucking loony sometimes and it takes me a minute to come back to reality, but when the yelling didn't stop, I jumped up, ran down the hallway, to see almost my entire family (about 20 people) around her bed, just bawling like maniacs. I pushed my way up to the bed and grabbed her hand again. It was sooo insane because everything was going so fast and I just wanted it to slow the fuck down! I heard "We still have a pulse, not much, but it's there." "Where's Herb (my great uncle, her son)" "Come on mom, don't leave me." All I could do was stare at her. She looked so small and peaceful laying there. I was holding her hand. She hadn't taken a breath in like 20 seconds, but suddenly she took one, right as Herb came running in. It was seriously like a scene out of a movie. We all sort of cleared a spot for him, he took her hand and said something like, "Mama, I'm here, it's okay." Then he broke down. The thing is, my Uncle Herb is a man who rides Harley Davidson bikes and is a hardcore dude, when he started crying like a baby...it was like Pandemonium 2007. She didn't take another breath, she had been waiting for him to get there before she could go.
The only thing I could do, was immediately start The Lord's Prayer. It was so powerful. To hear my cousins, ages 4-27, my aunts and uncles, my mom...to hear that prayer being spoken so loudly, through all the tears...I have never felt anything so intense in my life. The thing that happened next..I mean, I knew she was dead, but suddenly it hit me, and it hit me hard. I kind of backed away, my cousin Orrie looked at me and he could tell by the lack of color in my face what was gonna happen. I heard him saying "Britt, Britt, sit down." He rushed over to me, right as my knees gave out and sort of pulled me over to the couch and I just sat on his lap and cried. I was feeling sick to my stomach, because, hello..I just saw somebody die. I can't get over that. It was just too much to handle.
We left like an hour later, I didn't want to be there when Hospice came to take her away. I couldn't be there for that. The calling hours/funeral will be hard enough. I have been writing something to say at the service, it will be hard, but I feel I need to do it. When I have it written, I'll post it. I owe my Grandma atleast that.
Here is a picture of my Great Grandma and Great Grandpa...
Together again.True Love <3
So thanks again you guys, for everything. The greatest feeling is coming home from a shitty day, signing onto our forum/blog/msn and getting to talk to you guys and just laugh my ass off, with no worries. I love you all!
Mwah
Brittany
Monday, February 26, 2007
Which one are you?
VIRGO: The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: The sex addict
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
ARIES: The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
AQUARIUS: Does it in the waterTrustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
GEMINI: Does TwosomesNice.
Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
LEO: The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.
CANCER: The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high #S#E#X appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
TAURUS The Tramp
::Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying.
Pretty much, I'm The Sexy One..Sagittarius all the way baby! I think that describes me perfectly! Woot! :)
Post who you are and if you think it's right or not!
Kisses*
Britters
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO: The lover
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA: The sex addict
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
ARIES: The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
AQUARIUS: Does it in the waterTrustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
GEMINI: Does TwosomesNice.
Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
LEO: The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.
CANCER: The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high #S#E#X appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
TAURUS The Tramp
::Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying.
Pretty much, I'm The Sexy One..Sagittarius all the way baby! I think that describes me perfectly! Woot! :)
Post who you are and if you think it's right or not!
Kisses*
Britters
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Saturday night=wasted Britt
Hi my beautiful lovers!!! My night does not compare to Kori's. I didn't whoop some bitch's ass or get arrested, but I did get wasted. Big surprise eh? So this might be kind of long..we shall see!
Abby and I were gonna go to Posh in downtown Akron, but then we got a call from Carp (yes, that is what we call him) saying that he and his friend Josh wanted to get a card game together...and we should come over. So, to his lovely abode we went! Once we got there, we got in the backseat of his lovely Mazda3 (which I love) and went to the liquor store. I grabbed this big ass bottle of rum and a twelve pack of cock..I mean coke. LOL! So we went back to his house and started playin a game that I think is called Kings...anyways, that shit is fun as fuck. That was like...brittany=instantly smashed. They tried to make one of the rules something about removing a peice of clothing..I said Ummm, my fat ass ain't takin' off any fuckin' clothes, so you might as well forget that shit! lol- So they did. Carplito is 24 and his friend was 22 I think...anyways, they were hilarious as hell. Mostly I just sat in my seat and talked about sex the whole time. I swear, I am honestly a perv. LOL!!
So Abbers and Carp went upstairs to "fool around w/the XM radio" b/c I wanted some fuckin' shit I could shake my ass to...so by this time we'd already played two rounds of this game, the rum was gone and we'd only been there for...uh..an hour and a half so I was fuckin' shit faced. I don't quite remember all the events of the evening, but I do remember crying when the Akon song came on...something about nobody wants to see us together...so they changed that shit to Top Back w/T.I and every other black man who know how to rap in the universe and basically I fuckin' danced like wonder woman...okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Basically, they went upstairs and Josh and I were sitting at the table, talking I think? Anyways, I stood up and went and stood against the wall...and put my head down and I think I could have slept like that right then. Anyways, he came over..he's like 6'4 I think (and hot as hell) and tried to fucking kiss me. I looked up at him and he says, "Your eyes are...gorgeous." The look on my face must have been like..wtf? Atleast that's what I was thinking...so then he put his hands on my face and tried to kiss me! Um..no. Good thing the song changed b/c I just sort of "danced" my way out of his hands, laughed so it wouldn't be too weird and that was that.
The thing that bugged me is that yea, I think I was flirting with him, but I don't even know him. I am not a girl who can just...fool around with a guy b/c he's there. Some girls can, I just can't. I can't imagine letting anybody in my pants who didn't know me as person first. Sorry, but I just can't fuckin' do that shit! So then what did he do? He asks me for my number and says he wants to take me out to dinner this week sometime. I don't do well w/turning people down. It's not like I might not be able to like him or whatever...but I just don't want that right now and I'm not interested. Yea, I'll be his friend...he can take me out to dinner and pay for me, but I just want to be his friend. If he calls, that's what I'll tell him. I just don't need that right now, I have too many other important "things" to take care of! Plus, even flirting with the dude made me feel guilty as hell for some reason...
So Abby sobered up and we went back to her house and watched Diary of a Mad Black WOman and laughed our asses off. I don't think I fell asleep until atleast five am. Oh, and hahaha! She told me that in the car on the way home that I was talking non-stop about prison break. Which she doesn't watch, so she didn't understand a damn thing I was saying..she said I just kept telling her how I'm gonna be like fuckin' Haywire..but not kill my parents and go to jail, but just build a raft and set sail for Holland and I told her not to worry b/c since Haywire's dead, I have his map. I did ask her to help me gather supplies. LOL! I'm so weird.
On a sadder note, my great grandma is back in the hospital, and she won't be coming back out...she has leukemia and lung cancer and now her kidneys are failing and she doesn't want treatment..she is afterall 87. It was so fucking hard for me today to see her like that. She was basically unresponsive, but I sat in the chair and held her hand for like three hours. Almost my whole family was there and before I left I made everybody bow their heads and pray with me for my grandma. I am always the one who ends up saying the prayer at family gatherings, so this wasn't any different. Of course, I had a break down afterwards, but I know that it is in God's hands now and that makes me feel better, it gives me the strength I need in times like these. Family is all I have...and I'm slowly losing everybody.
Well, that was certainly depressing. I'm gonna go watch The L Word and then go to sleep. I am exhausted. I love you guys!
Mwah*
Brittanica
Abby and I were gonna go to Posh in downtown Akron, but then we got a call from Carp (yes, that is what we call him) saying that he and his friend Josh wanted to get a card game together...and we should come over. So, to his lovely abode we went! Once we got there, we got in the backseat of his lovely Mazda3 (which I love) and went to the liquor store. I grabbed this big ass bottle of rum and a twelve pack of cock..I mean coke. LOL! So we went back to his house and started playin a game that I think is called Kings...anyways, that shit is fun as fuck. That was like...brittany=instantly smashed. They tried to make one of the rules something about removing a peice of clothing..I said Ummm, my fat ass ain't takin' off any fuckin' clothes, so you might as well forget that shit! lol- So they did. Carplito is 24 and his friend was 22 I think...anyways, they were hilarious as hell. Mostly I just sat in my seat and talked about sex the whole time. I swear, I am honestly a perv. LOL!!
So Abbers and Carp went upstairs to "fool around w/the XM radio" b/c I wanted some fuckin' shit I could shake my ass to...so by this time we'd already played two rounds of this game, the rum was gone and we'd only been there for...uh..an hour and a half so I was fuckin' shit faced. I don't quite remember all the events of the evening, but I do remember crying when the Akon song came on...something about nobody wants to see us together...so they changed that shit to Top Back w/T.I and every other black man who know how to rap in the universe and basically I fuckin' danced like wonder woman...okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Basically, they went upstairs and Josh and I were sitting at the table, talking I think? Anyways, I stood up and went and stood against the wall...and put my head down and I think I could have slept like that right then. Anyways, he came over..he's like 6'4 I think (and hot as hell) and tried to fucking kiss me. I looked up at him and he says, "Your eyes are...gorgeous." The look on my face must have been like..wtf? Atleast that's what I was thinking...so then he put his hands on my face and tried to kiss me! Um..no. Good thing the song changed b/c I just sort of "danced" my way out of his hands, laughed so it wouldn't be too weird and that was that.
The thing that bugged me is that yea, I think I was flirting with him, but I don't even know him. I am not a girl who can just...fool around with a guy b/c he's there. Some girls can, I just can't. I can't imagine letting anybody in my pants who didn't know me as person first. Sorry, but I just can't fuckin' do that shit! So then what did he do? He asks me for my number and says he wants to take me out to dinner this week sometime. I don't do well w/turning people down. It's not like I might not be able to like him or whatever...but I just don't want that right now and I'm not interested. Yea, I'll be his friend...he can take me out to dinner and pay for me, but I just want to be his friend. If he calls, that's what I'll tell him. I just don't need that right now, I have too many other important "things" to take care of! Plus, even flirting with the dude made me feel guilty as hell for some reason...
So Abby sobered up and we went back to her house and watched Diary of a Mad Black WOman and laughed our asses off. I don't think I fell asleep until atleast five am. Oh, and hahaha! She told me that in the car on the way home that I was talking non-stop about prison break. Which she doesn't watch, so she didn't understand a damn thing I was saying..she said I just kept telling her how I'm gonna be like fuckin' Haywire..but not kill my parents and go to jail, but just build a raft and set sail for Holland and I told her not to worry b/c since Haywire's dead, I have his map. I did ask her to help me gather supplies. LOL! I'm so weird.
On a sadder note, my great grandma is back in the hospital, and she won't be coming back out...she has leukemia and lung cancer and now her kidneys are failing and she doesn't want treatment..she is afterall 87. It was so fucking hard for me today to see her like that. She was basically unresponsive, but I sat in the chair and held her hand for like three hours. Almost my whole family was there and before I left I made everybody bow their heads and pray with me for my grandma. I am always the one who ends up saying the prayer at family gatherings, so this wasn't any different. Of course, I had a break down afterwards, but I know that it is in God's hands now and that makes me feel better, it gives me the strength I need in times like these. Family is all I have...and I'm slowly losing everybody.
Well, that was certainly depressing. I'm gonna go watch The L Word and then go to sleep. I am exhausted. I love you guys!
Mwah*
Brittanica
Friday, February 23, 2007
It's me you bitches!! Wow, that flash was bright as dog shit! But yea, basically that's me as of now..until I change my hair back to blonde, which I am doing ASAP! I look so nuts in that pic! Damn!Whew, today was so insane. I worked nine hours...it was sweet though b/c I got to see my boys this morning. We call ourselves the Fab four b/c it's me, Charlie, Dick and Lester. Lester is 95, Charlie is 64 and Dick is 77. I love them guys. So we were all gathered around the back extension machine, while Lester was working out and I said "Well, guys, I'm single now." Lester sat up from an extension so fast the weights made a huge bang. He said "Hallelujah! I actually have a fighting chance now!" OMG, we all died of laughter. There had to have been thirty people in there and we're all like family there, man that shit was hilarious.
Nikki and I went out to lunch and just basically talked about other people. LOL! That's what we be doin'! Nahh, just talking about Jenna, my slutty excuse of a cousin who looks nothing like me b/c she's like 5'11" and looks like B-Spears on coke. Yea, that's pretty much it. Anyways, she's such a dumbass. So we talk smack about her. I was so excited b/c our waitress was Amy, a girl who moved here from England back in highschool and I haven't seen her in awhile and I adore her accent. She's fuckin' hot. Haha! Well then!
I got back to work and then right before Darryl (the physical therapist) and Curt (the physical therapist assistant) were about to leave, Darryl took this horrendous shit then they stood there right in front of me and discussed how it looked. I was gagging. I said "Darryl, I swear I better not go back there and see that in the toilet, I'll puke." So then Curt starts talking about how today a patient who is old and the size of the planet jupiter had to have a hip ultrasound today and they make you lay on your stomach and pull your pants down...well, this "individual" had fucking shit all over their ass. REAL FUCKING SHIT! I am not even joking right now! Jesus man. Then that "individual" went in the bathroom before he left, came out and said to me, "There, I left you with my scent."
Who the fucking sam hell does that?! I could not believe my ears! Weird shit be happening to me lately for no damn apparant reason...I'm paranoid now. Yikes! Also, tonight at work Seth and his mom came in to work out. Well, they were finishing up by stretching back by the therapy tables and I needed to put the towels away, so I walked back there and said, "Still watching prison break?!" with a huge ass grin on my face. Hahaha! Seth just walked away, but I did talk to his mom, which was good. I said, "Is he okay?" and she said "Yea, he's still just in shock from everything." I was like, "Becky, he pushed me too far, I couldn't do it anymore. I tried for two and a half years to make it work, we just DON'T go together. It never would have worked." Blah blah blah she said that she completely understood and she's gonna miss me, but atleast she can still see me at work. That made me happy, even though she can be a bitch sometimes too (it's them gemini's that are that way). Basically she told me that sometimes two people in a relationship are just lethal together and Seth and I both have a "dominant" personality. I'm not sure what she was thinking...but she said that we both got lazy in the relationship, got comfortable and it got boring. I agreed, but the thing is that Seth COULD have lived the rest of his life thinking that I am his one and only for the rest of his life and he would have been happy with that. Sorry, that shit ain't me, yo! I even told her the truth about him hitting me. She said she had an idea that was going on...and that she was sorry, but it ain't her fault.
Anyways, Nikki and Derek came into work just so Nikkers and I could laugh our asses off at this bitch from sports medicine class in highschool..she put these pics on her myspace of her fat ass practically naked...shirt off up on some skinny bitch who also has her shirt off. I wanted to throw up b/c I was laughing so hard. It was sooooo something you'd see on Jerry Springer. Nasty trashy ass!
I want to leave you with this picture. All this talk about the size of my boobs, I think by this you can get a pretty good idea of their actual size.
Who's Your Daddy?!
Oh right, I am!
Night night sex kittens...Caroline, don't get too worked up over this boob shot, I know you will be very "aroused by it. Just try to stay calm.
Much love,
Brittanica<3
Thursday, February 22, 2007
New blog, bitches!
Heyy babies!!
I'm so glad that we decided to do this! I've missed my Kori, Tricia and Zeeface talkin' dirty to me all the time! My question is if we can find different "templates" like on myspace b/c these one's are so boring!! Anyways, I'm gonna look around now and I'll probably post more later! :)
Much love,
Britters
I'm so glad that we decided to do this! I've missed my Kori, Tricia and Zeeface talkin' dirty to me all the time! My question is if we can find different "templates" like on myspace b/c these one's are so boring!! Anyways, I'm gonna look around now and I'll probably post more later! :)
Much love,
Britters
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